A God-Awful Job (Grocer and Writer)

NOTE:

This is a modified version of the original.

The original version was much too offensive and I’ve only shown it to people I trust.

Hopefully, you will forgive me and enjoy this version just as well.

Here it is without further ado:

I’ve been working hard all day, but finally, it’s time for my fifteen-minute break. Happy to have a little relaxation, I clock out and walk to the covered terrace in the chilly December weather.

As I sit down on my break, I ponder to myself, “Why did I take this God-awful job in the first place?”

Then after a half-minute of pondering, I check my Go Phone for text messages.

There are two:

The first one reads, “It’s the first day of Winter, my favorite season. I think Winter is so romantic, especially now that I have you in my life.”

The second one reads, “Come get me when you’re done with work. I love you so much, baby.”

So, I reply, with the utmost honesty, “I love you too, baby and I count the hours when we are apart.” I send another message, “I’ll come get you as soon as my work is done, but I don’t know when that will be.”

Within a matter of seconds, I get a reply, “Just as long as you come get me, I’ll wait all night if I have to.”

My coworkers notice the bliss in my eyes.

The janitor, listening to foreign music on a portable world band radio, lowers the volume and asks, “Talking to your girlfriend?”

I nod at him.

“Is she pretty?” He continues.

“She is absolutely beautiful. I’m so grateful to have her in my life.” I tell him with much assuredness, then show a picture of her and I standing by the river.

He looks at the picture then says, “Wow, she sure is pretty! You and her could make beautiful children.”

“No, I haven’t been intimate with her yet. She deserves my utmost reverence,” I tell him soberly.

“You’re a good man.” The janitor says, smiling as he pats my hand.

The deli cook, also on break with us, has been quiet, up until this point. Now she is ready to pick a fight.

She looks up from her smartphone and remarks, with anger and contempt, “I bet she’s really nasty, but just pretends to be innocent with you.”

I try to keep calm and simply reply, “Nope. Actually she is a virgin. And so am I.”

The cook continues, asking, “How old is she?”

“None of your damn business. How about you get a life?”

The cook pulls a boxcutter out of her apron pocket and says, “You better not be disrespectful to me.”

I still try to maintain grace under pressure and say, “Why harm me because of someone whom I love with all my heart and who loves me in return?”

I then point to the security camera with a sign below that reads, “Every move you make is being recorded on video.”

I then say, “You’ve already committed assault with a deadly weapon and it was all caught on video. Smile for the camera! I suggest you leave me alone.”

“This isn’t over little boy! I know why you won’t tell me her age because she’s jail bait. I should call the police on you!”

“Whom are they actually going to believe? I’m not known for going around threatening physical violence upon whomever I disagree with but you are. Furthermore, I haven’t done anything illegal with her because, not only do I love her, but I also have great reverence for her. Do you the men in your life revere you? Probably not.”

The cook gets angry again, pulls out her razor and says, “I’m gonna get you and that slutty girlfriend of yours!”

Finally, I lose my temper and say, “Prove that she is slutty. You can’t. And since you can’t, that means we can sue you for defamation of character, but you probably don’t have a penny to your name, anyway.”

The cook is speechless but angry.

The janitor, though trying to hide it has a wide smirk on his face.

He turns his radio back on, until the cook says, “Turn off that old, outdated, boring racket-it’s offensive to me.”

“It’s a free country; I don’t have to,” The janitor protests.

“Turn it off or I’m going to bust it over your head,” The cook threatens.

I get angry and then tell the cook, “I believe that’s considered aggravated criminal damage to property, which carries a sentence of up to fifteen years in this state. You’d probably catch an aggravated assault charge in addition to that because you’ve been flashing that razor blade of yours. It was all caught on camera but I’ll gladly testify against you as well!”

“Y’all are ganging up on me!” The cook says with ignorance and hatred.

“No, we just want you to leave us alone. Go back to looking at whatever meaningless garbage you were looking at on your phone and don’t talk to us again.”

“You are going to pay for disrespecting me like that.”

Finally, I activate the voice recorder feature on my Go Phone and say, “Go ahead, keep making threats because everything else you say will be recorded and turned over to the cops.”

The cook finally quiets down, after showing me the middle finger.

My watch’s timer feature begins beeping indicating that my fifteen minutes are up. As I leave the break area, I tell the cook off “Well, I can’t argue anymore with you because I have to get back to work. You ruined my break, but I’m sure you’re proud of yourself because you delight in bringing misery to everyone you meet.”

The janitor follows me from far behind. Then, he puts the radio in his assigned locker and on his way back to the warehouse, he tells me, “Thank you for standing up for me, my friend, I don’t like her either.”

“Does anyone like her?” I ask.

The janitor laughs heartily and then, says, “You remind me of a younger version of myself. I love my wife like you love your girlfriend. That’s why I took this disgusting job with these dirty people, so I can support her and my unborn child.”

We resume our working and I think about the janitor’s words.

I stock the shelves with dry goods diligently trying to keep my mind off of the potentially serious threats from the cook. My mind is filled with anxiety, until a gentleman comes up to me and asks, “Excuse me, young man, where might I find the remoulade sauce?”

“It’s hard to find, sir, so let me show you.”

“Thank you, I appreciate it.”

I locate it for him and he places several jars in his cart.

Afterward, I ask him, “Is there anything else we can help you find this evening?”

“Yes, actually I need to make an order in the seafood department for my meeting tonight, but no one is there right now. There are plenty of fresh fish under the glass that I want to purchase.”

“I’ll take care of that right away sir, just follow me.”

We walk to the seafood department. Upon arriving, I activate the public address system, and speak into the mouthpiece, “Customer service is needed in seafood.”

The gentleman and I converse while waiting for the seafood clerk to arrive.

He tells me, “Thank you for assisting me, young man. I wish everyone else was helpful, like you.”

“Thank you for your kind words, sir. I find helping customers to be more rewarding than just putting up dry goods all day and into the night.”

“They should promote you.”

“They never will. The good jobs here are given to those with connections, not competence.”

“That’s a shame man because you’re a good worker.”

“Thanks, that means a lot coming from someone like you.”

The gentleman smiles. We shake hands and continue conversing while still waiting for the seafood clerk to arrive.

Suddenly, the assistant store director begins yelling at me, “Get back to work! This company does not pay you eight dollars an hour to run your mouth with customers.”

I pat the gentleman on the shoulder and tell him, “I’m sorry, sir, but I have to go. The seafood clerk will arrive shortly.”

However, he stands up for me and says to my boss, “No, that’s not right at all. This young man is very helpful and took care of me-unlike anyone else. I think I’ll change my mind on making such a large seafood order tonight.”

The assistant store director pulls me aside and says, “You are most definitely getting written up for this incident and for disciplinary action, you will stock the entire boxed gelatin aisle all by yourself from now on.”

The gentleman overhears and is even angrier on my behalf as he says pushing away his loaded shopping cart, “Oh really, since you are going to treat him that way, I’m canceling my revolving credit account. Take me to customer service immediately!” The gentleman then tells me, “Good luck young man, I wish you could serve me again, but I’m not shopping here anymore and neither will any of my business partners.”

The store director looks at me with anger and says, “This disgusting incident will not be forgotten, I promise you that. Because of your subversive behavior, I’m going to make your life here a living hell. And if you quit it would greatly pleasure me to watch you struggle to find a job elsewhere in this economy.”

I sulk, then begin to stock the boxed gelatin filled with even more anxiety, not only about violence from the cook but also job security.

At dinner time I clock out and buy a cup of Senor Rico rice pudding and a pint bottle of Borden Milk. I sit on the terrace and think about my girlfriend. For once, I have the break area to myself but I am so filled with anxiety to enjoy the peace. All too quickly my dinner break ends and I clock back in.

The work is difficult and tedious, but finally, I have the shelves stocked. Now I need to front and block the whole aisle.

I see the janitor walking by and he tells me, “Go home and spend time with your girl, I’ll do this for you.”

“Don’t you have a family to go home to?” I ask him.

“No, I’m in the country all by myself, but I need to send all the money I can back home, so my wife can eat well and our baby will be healthy.”

He then shows me a picture on his phone of his pregnant wife in a nightgown and says, “Isn’t she beautiful when she glows? I can’t wait to be a poppa.”

I nod, then say, “All right, you may front and block for me.”

“Good, because the boss man went home for the evening, so this will be our little secret. Just remember to always love your girl and treat her right. If you do, she will bring you plenty of joy.”

I nod. We shake hands and I go clock out.

Finally, I leave the store, fire up my old Toyota and head to my girlfriend’s parents’ house in the suburbs.

Upon my arrival, we embrace and kiss under the glow of a street-lamp.

“Let’s go to your house,” She says looking at me with puppy dog eyes.

My job may be God awful, but the love my girlfriend gives me is worth it and so much more…

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A Review of the Oregon Scientific WR601N Handheld Weather Radio with S.A.M.E.

For the record, I do not own the featured image on this page, rather I downloaded it from eBay and I give credit to whomever credit is due.

As you, the reader, can probably tell, I have an strong interest in Weather Radios.

I first read about a NOAA Weather Radio in the Summer of 1997 at the age of ten and a half whilst reading a hurricane preparedness pamphlet.

I wouldn’t actually own a NOAA Weather Radio until December of 2001 at the age of fourteen going on fifteen.

However, once I owned one, I would be completely fascinated.

My parents thought there was something wrong with me because of it.

Well technically there is something wrong with me, but when I was a teen, I was the only teen I knew of that was interested in radio electronics.

Nowadays, there are plenty of teens who are interested in radio electronics, especially weather radio, and sites like YouTube are living proof.

Sometimes I feel like I was born in the wrong generation and should have been born ten to fifteen years later.

It was in my mid-twenties that I began to collect weather radios.

Now at the age of thirty-two-going-on-thirty-three, I am frequently visiting thrift stores, flea markets, antique shops, and hamfests to purchase gently-used vintage weather radios.

On November 2, 2019, I had some cash on me and went to my local GoodWill.

It was as if God Himself was telling me to go there because I would find a weather radio.

And in the electronics/appliances section, I found an Oregon Scientific WR601N in very good condition, but selling for only $1.97+tax.

I had been wanting one of these for a couple years but didn’t want to pay the MSRP.

This piece will be a review of that aforementioned weather radio.

What I purchased at GoodWill only included the radio, battery door, and lanyard. There was no manual, cradle or AC adaptor.

Still, for $1.97+tax, I’m not going to complain.

Performance-wise, this radio is a true winner:
The size is very compact and can be carried on your person or in a backpack without weighing the user down.

The antenna is short and stubby, but is rugged and pulls in the Weather Radio broadcast very well, even from forty miles away!

The speaker audio is clear and crisp but can be annoying when there is noise in the signal.

The radio runs on 3 AA batteries and the runtime seems generous.

There are a clock and calendar which I must say keeps time very accurately, like +/-1 second in a week!

There are two separate alarm times that can be set and the alarm is loud enough.

The radio receives all seven weather radio channels.

The radio is equipped with S.A.M.E. technology and can store up to six administrative divisions or monitor all six.

The blue backlight lights up the display brightly and evenly. It is activated by pressing the snooze button.

The housing seems to be built very well and could probably survive a few drops.

Also, the face of the radio is yellow, meaning it can be easily found in a dark room or cluttered baggage.

There is an external speaker jack.

The display can be expressed in English, French or Spanish.

There are only three real [albeit minor] complaints I have and they are:
The radio can be a bit tricky to program and operate and takes some getting used to.

The radio also has trouble standing by itself, even on a flat surface.

The radio should have better noise limiting circuitry since it will not work well near any source of electrical noise.

However, at the price I paid, I’m not going to make any case about the complaints.

Even though I didn’t buy it brand new and I don’t have all the right accessories, I have been EDCing this radio for the past week and I am totally satisfied.

While Midland is my favorite brand of Weather Radios, I’ll admit they could learn plenty from this model.

What I like most are the rugged and compact build and clear crisp reception.

It is good to have S.A.M.E., but I could take it or leave it since I would use this for traveling or outdoor activities, where S.A.M.E. isn’t always necessary.

Like other compact portable models, the WR601N would be well suited for an EDC bag, a bug out/bailout bag, or a safe room, all for monitoring the progress of the weather, without needing line current.

I’m really impressed all in all and this is a vast improvement over the Oregon Scientific WR-8000, which actually was the first weather radio I had ever owned.

I give this product a 4.7 out of 5 stars!

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A Meeting in the Park (Grocer and Writer)

I sit alone on a park bench and write in my composition book. Creating love stories somehow fulfills my life and I firmly believe that doing so will bring good to me someday, I can almost feel it. There is something about how the Autumn sky, cold weather, and my unique surroundings all set the perfect mood for being creative. I am deeply focused on my work and know I should get as much of it done as possible. Today I am off, but tomorrow I have to be putting up grocery stock at seven o’clock in the morning. It will be long and grueling hours, so writing these stories is my only escape from that cold hard reality. Suddenly, a cute young lady walks by. She looks at me and smiles. I smile back, then resume my writing. She walks away for a little while but, then, wait, she’s pacing up and down the cement path near me. I can’t help but adore her as she repeatedly passes by-she is so beautiful. I now realize that we were the only two human beings in the park, everyone else is enjoying Thanksgiving with their families. I look up at her and she smiles sweetly.

“Hi,” She says.

“Hello,” I reply.

“Could I sit with you?”

“Sure, I guess.”

Smiling, even more, she continues, “You’re cute.”

“Thanks, I guess.”

“Do you think I am also cute or am I too fat?”

“I think you’re very beautiful and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.”

“Good. You make me feel special!”

There’s a very brief silence, but then I have an escalating concern, so I say, “I’m very happy that you want to sit with me, but don’t you have a family to go home to?”

“I do, but my parents are fighting like cats and dogs and Thanksgiving was canceled.”

“That is awful. I am so sorry you have to go through that,” I reply, then awkwardly hug her, just in an attempt to give her comfort.

She looks at me, then asks, “What about you? Don’t you have any family?”

“I do, but they’re all far away from me. I can’t afford to travel to them and they can’t afford to travel to me.”

“Do you work?”

“Yes. I’m a stocker at The Downtown Grocer, it’s a God awful job. I can do so much better if only I had the chance.”

“How can you do better?”

“With this,” I show her my composition book and continue, “I am trying to become established as a writer.”

“Let me read.”

“Sure,” I say, then hand my book to her.

She begins to read and is smiling from ear to ear.

“These are beautiful, I love them. Could I borrow your pen?”

“What for?”

“I want to write something for you,” She says, blushing.

“Here you go,” I say, then give her my pen.

She is smiling brightly as she writes, then she shows me. It’s a ten digit number.

“That is for you.”

I too am blushing, but then I ask, “How old are you, anyway?”

“It’s impolite to ask a girl her age, but that’s all right because I think you are nice. You’re cute, too, but I told you that already.”

“So, I will re-state my question; how old are you?”

“I’m seventeen; if you must know.”

“You’re young.”

“I may be young, but you seem like a sweet guy.” Now she gave me a peck on my cheek.

“You know I am twenty-two and I can get in plenty of trouble.”

“Wow, I thought you were my age. I still like you, though.” There is a brief pause, but then she continues “You don’t have to worry about getting in trouble because I won’t make you do anything illegal.”

“Are you asking me out?” I ask.

“Yes.” She humbly replies, blushing.

There’s an awkward silence now; but then she asks again, “So, will you be mine?”

I stare at her for just a moment. She looks at me as if she would cry. I see a potential for love and companionship, but I also see a potential for legal trouble. She’s continuing to stare longingly at me and I am beginning to look at her with affection as well. I want to make her happy because no one else has ever paid this kind of attention to me before. Here’s a girl who enjoys my writing and for some reason or another has fallen for me, albeit unusually quickly. No other women or girls were ever interested in me, because of my personal quirks constant awkwardness. She seems to see past them. Finally an opportunity to love and be loved!

I will tell her. I must tell her, “Yes. I’ll be yours because love knows no numbers. Forgive me for making you wait, I’m just nervous that’s all.”

“Don’t worry; I forgive you. Just know that you don’t have to be nervous around me.”

“I’ll try not to be.”

She’s joyfully smiling and kissing me with passion. I kiss her in return.

“Could I have your phone number as well?” She asks me.

“Sure,” I reply, then call it out.

Instantly; she programs it into her phone and kisses me again. I program hers into my phone as well. We sit on the park bench for hours and I read to her. I know she will give me plenty of inspiration for some time to come, maybe even forever. Finally, the sun begins to set and the Mercury begins to drop.

I ask her with concern “Shouldn’t you be home?”

“I guess. Could you walk me home?”

“I’ll drive you home instead.”

Her eyes light up and she kisses me. We walk to my old Toyota and I take directions from her until we arrive at her parents’ home in the suburbs. I park in front of her parents’ driveway and opened the car door for her.

She gives me a long goodnight kiss and says “Call me.” Afterwards, she walks inside and waves at me from the window.

I go home and sleep, feeling happy and fulfilled. My writing indeed brought good into my life, just as I had firmly believed.

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Severe Love Warning

…Spring 1975…

On a hot and humid May afternoon, Cade Jennings was walking around on his family’s vacant property. A moderately strong tornado had passed through the previous week and he was charged with the task of repairing the damage. The fence along the property line had been ripped out of the ground and many posts broken.

Cade came from a very well off, well respected family, and lived in the rural community of Checker. He was an only child, and but had three cousins. His dad; Van Jennings owned a hardware supply store. His paternal aunt; Margie Jennings Fitzgerald owned a diner called Margie’s. Cade worked for his dad’s hardware store, since the age of sixteen. He was able to avoid service in the Vietnam Conflict because he worked fervently as a highly skilled carpenter and equally skilled electrician. Also his family was well off. Cade’s work consisted of the building, wiring and repairing structures on houses and farms. His family’s land had been unoccupied for many years. It was once farmland and still had a small wooden house near the gravel road. There was also a storm shelter in the back fields. His great-grandparents originally bought the property, generations ago. Cade’s dad and aunt had ended up with it during the war. In the 1950s, they built a shelter there, to protect themselves against a foreign missile attack. In later years it served as a haven for stormy weather. It was highly valued by the family, as there was plenty of foul weather in the area. In fact, that shelter was the main reason for keeping the land. Cade’s aunt Margie also wanted to build other houses on the property, for her children. The only thing was they could not decide what to do with the small wooden house. It had sentimental value to Cade’s dad and aunt, as it was in the family for generations. Cade loved the house too, and stayed there whenever he could. In fact, all the while he was making his repairs, he stayed there. Helen Williams, their troublesome neighbor, constantly complained about it. She said it brought down the value of her property and that it was too small and too old.

Cade was a a decent young man of twenty-five years. As he was walking along the broken fence at the property boundary, he saw a young lady tending to the Helen’s herb garden. She was short and soft bodied and clothed in a yellow sun dress. Her appearance drove Cade crazy. He was instantly attracted to her, as she was bent over with her back turned toward him. He knew, however, that her boss Helen Williams held her workers to high moral standards. She demanded her employees to be celibant. They were forbidden to be in situations that would hint that their celibacy was broken. Still, at that moment, Cade was very attracted to her. He wanted to at least get to know her. Reluctantly, he unfixed his eyes from her backside and began working on the fence.

He said to himself “My God, she is so beautiful, if only I could get her to notice me.” He thought for a moment, then said to himself with a slight laugh and smile. “Wait, I know what I am going to do.” He pulled the broken post out of the ground and then tossed it into the bed of his truck. The sound of the wood landing on the metal frightened the girl. Cade did exactly what he wanted, and got the girl’s attention. Immediately she turned around and looked in Cade’s direction.

He spoke to her, trying to hide his smile, “Sorry I didn’t mean to startle you.”

She smiled back at him and answered “That’s alright, I am glad that it was only you.”

Cade continued working on the fence. He placed a new post into the ground and forced it in with his pile-driver. He then took the U-shaped fasteners and hammered them into the new post, to secure the wire mesh. He did all of this while watching the girl at the same time. She couldn’t seem to be focused on her work.

Cade said to himself, “Good lord, she is even more beautiful than I first thought. I wonder what she is thinking right now?”

He continued working, trying to be as loud as possible in hopes that she would come up to him. Finally the girl got up from her work and walked over.

Cade again said, trying to hide his smile “I am sorry, I don’t mean to be making all of this noise. I hope I am not disturbing you.”

She spoke “No, you’re not, don’t worry about that. It’s just, I have never seen you around here before. What brings you here?”

Cade replied “Well, my family owns this property, and they are paying me to repair it. I am fixing the damage from the severe weather last week.” He paused then asked “Were you around here when the tornado came through?”

The girl replied “Oh yes, I was very frightened. I am deathly afraid of the weather.”

Cade asked “Where did you go for it?”

The girl replied “I had to stay outside, even though the sky was ominously black. It was lightening and thundering. I was so afraid of getting struck. A tornado warning was even issued; in fact I heard it on my Flavoradio. It keeps me company during these long work hours.” She paused and then continued “Ms. Helen kept us working, until she actually saw the funnel cloud touch down.”

Cade replied “Good Lord! Is she that horribly ruthless? I cannot believe that she would put her workers in that kind of danger.” He paused then continued “Someone so delicate and beautiful like you should be protected from danger, not put in the face of it. I bet you’re not even sixteen.”

The girl smiled and blushed, as she said, “Twenty-one, actually, but thanks for the compliment” She paused then continued “I am sick of working for her. She doesn’t appreciate us. She makes us work from sun up to sun down. We have to work five, sometimes six days a week and we are grossly underpaid. We don’t work on a set schedule either, so we can’t really plan anything far in advance. Worst of all, she tries to to control our personal lives as well.” She paused then said “If any of us decide to marry; we would be fired.” The girl paused again then continued “Don’t try having sexual intimacy outside of marriage either, because if she finds out she will fire you for that as well. She forbids fornicating, and even being in a situation where people might think you are fornicating. How’s a girl supposed to have any release?”

Cade also blushed and replied, “Dang, I knew about the celibacy, but I didn’t realize she did all of that other stuff. It is unjust and should be illegal”

The girl then said “I’m Amelia Esterwood by the way.”

“Cade Jennings.” He replied, then continued “Amelia, I have a confession to make: I think you are very beautiful and I would like to see you again. I could only see you from behind, but I thought you were so beautiful. Then, when you turned around, my thoughts were confirmed. I just wanted to be honest with you. I was making all that noise purposely to show off and get your attention.”

Amelia’s blue eyes lit up, as she replied “Well Cade, I had a feeling you were trying to do something like that.” She continued “You made me feel special, because of your attempts to attract me. That’s why I came over to talk to you. It wasn’t so much about the noise. I came because I think you are so cute and sweet.” She then leaned over to kiss him, but then stopped and said “Wait, you don’t look a day over fifteen. How do I know that I am not robbing the cradle?”

Cade blushed as he said to Amelia with excitement, “Well I just made twenty-five. I would be the one that is technically robbing the cradle, but not breaking the law.”

“Well, it is good that we are both legal, but if I wasn’t, you can rob my cradle any time.” Amelia said as she kissed him.

With ecstasy, Cade replied “Wow you really like me too, don’t you?”

She answered, “Of course I do. They don’t make ’em like you anymore.”

Cade asked, “What do you mean?” Amelia replied “You are so sweet and honest.”

She continued, “I can’t believe you don’t have a girlfriend.” He answered “Nope, there aren’t any young ladies around these parts.” Cade paused, blushed then said “Well except for you that is.”

Amelia leaned over to kiss him again, and said “Would you like to have one?”

Cade simply said “I hope you are talking about you and me.”

Amelia giggled, nodded her head and then kissed him again. Cade then kissed her, awkwardly. He blushed and asked “When could we see each other again?”

She replied “Hopefully, I have tomorrow off. If I do, could I meet you early in the morning?” Amelia paused, then continued “But, I will have to be discreet about it.”

Cade smiled and then said “You sure could. Stand near the property line, and face my bedroom window.” Cade pointed it out. Then he continued “I will be up at half past five. What do you mean by being discreet about it?”

“Well, Helen can’t know about us, so we have to be low key. At six thirty tomorrow, wait for me inside your bedroom. As soon as you see me coming near the property line, get ready. I will give you a hand signal like this” Amelia pushed her two hands together in the shape of a heart. She then continued “I will pretend my bike is broken. When I do that, get your truck ready and start it up. Ride it to where the gravel road meets Route 9.” Amelia paused then continued “I will take my bicycle and follow you. We will meet up at that highway. Helen won’t be able to see us way over there.” Amelia paused, then said “She will be too busy at that hour waking up the rest of the girls, anyway. I will keep a distance between my bicycle and your truck.”

Cade smiled then said “And when we meet near the main highway, you can put your bicycle in the bed of my truck. I have some tarpaulin to cover it up. That way no one will see that I have your bicycle and it will be protected from the weather.” Cade said as he smiled from ear to ear. He continued “This is going to be so awesome.”

Amelia smiled as she said “It’s a date.”

Cade replied, happily “I cannot wait until then.” Amelia winked and blew him a kiss. She then pranced back to the garden with her sun dress swishing from side to side. Cade stared at her with a mixture of love and lust. They both got back to work, not being able to talk for the rest of the day. As Cade was repairing the fence, all he could think of was Amelia; her beauty and their mutual passionate feelings towards each other. Cade admired her while she was working in the garden, as he continued walking along the property line. He was very busy pulling up and replacing fence posts and throwing the broken ones into the bed of his truck. He repeated the process of pile driving the new fence posts down in their places and fastening them to the wire mesh. When he finished repairing the fence all along the property line, he moved on to the rest of the yard and fields. Cade worked on the fence until the sun began to set. Just as he wanted, Cade stayed in the old house for the night. He prepared his supper, scrubbed himself down and then listened to the weather report on the bedside radio, a Realistic 12-652, until he fell asleep.

The next morning he was looking out of the bedroom window, waiting for Amelia. Not long after, she was standing near the property line. Just as planned; Amelia, wearing her backpack, gave him the hand signal. Cade nodded then walked into the living room then out the door. He started up his truck, then drove up the road. Amelia waited for Cade’s truck to leave and create some distance. Amelia took off on her bicycle and followed Cade just as planned. While waiting for Amelia, Cade parked his truck on the side of the road, perpendicular to the highway.

A sheriff’s deputy pulled over and then asked him “Engine trouble?”

“No sir” Cade replied

“Then why are you parked here?”

Quickly, Cade answered “I am waiting for my girlfriend.”

The deputy then asked “Well where is she coming from?”

“Down this gravel road, she is coming on a bicycle.” Cade replied

“Well why can’t you meet her down there?” The deputy asked

Cade answered “She is not exactly allowed to see me.”

“Is this girl 18?” The deputy asked.

Cade replied “21 actually.”

“And how old are you?”

“25.” Cade replied, and showed the cop his license.

The deputy then asked “Why can’t she see you?”

Cade replied “Her boss doesn’t want her to marry or even date.”

The deputy then said, rolling his eyes “That sounds like Helen Williams. Am I correct?”

“Yes sir.” Cade replied.

The deputy then said “She has committed and still does commit quite a few infractions, like renting out rooms illegally and unfair treatment of workers.”

He paused, then continued “My boss just as soon be in bed with her. My hands are tied, she uses her money and influence to make him look the other way.”

Cade then said with an irritated sarcasm, “Well somehow I am not surprised.”

The deputy then said “Just try not to get her too angry or she will make your life a living hell.”

“I’ll try, but I can’t promise anything.” Cade replied,

and the deputy said “Well you just be careful. I have to go now as I am on duty.”

“Thanks, and have a nice day.” Cade replied.

The deputy drove off, and a few minutes later Amelia arrived on her bicycle. She kissed him.

Cade asked her “Are you ready?”

She nodded and then asked “Where should we go today?”

Cade suggested “There’s a diner right when you get into town. My aunt owns it, so I figure we can go there.”

Amelia smiled and then said “Like I said before, it’s a date.” She set her backpack, behind the seat, then Cade lifted her bicycle into the bed of his truck, covered it and closed the tailgate. Cade then helped her into his truck and was accidentally flashed by her. He saw right up her pink sun dress and was overcome with lust. Her white panty caught his eyes and for a brief moment, time stopped and he stared at the beautiful sight.

Amelia ended the moment, though softly, as she smiled and said “You better give me a kiss!” Cade kissed her, then climbed into his side and they drove to the diner.

Upon arriving, they found a booth and sat down.

“Aunt Margie, are you here?” Cade called out. “There is someone I want you to meet.” He continued

She replied from her office. “Just a little bit, Cade.” Not long after, she came out and greeted them.

He introduced her saying “This is Amelia Esterwood, she works for Helen Williams, you know next door to the property.”

He paused then said “Don’t tell anyone, that we are together because she could lose her job for going out with me. Helen Williams is so uptight.”

Cade’s aunt said “Don’t worry, Cade, my lips are buttoned. She seems like a nice girl though and she is very pretty. You have good taste.”

Amelia blushed, then said “Thank you for saying that. Helen usually cuts me down and makes me feel horrible.”

Cade’s aunt said, “Yes, she is a nasty neighbor and a source of misery to all of us. You shouldn’t let her bring you down, because you are much better than her.” Cade’s aunt paused then continued “Now, anyways, what could I get for you two?”

Cade looked at Amelia and asked , “What do you want?” She replied “Strawberry pancakes sound good. And I’ll have a glass of milk.”

His aunt then asked, “And for you Cade?” He replied “I’ll have two sausage biscuits with cheese, and scrambled eggs. I would also like a glass of orange juice.”

“Coming up.” His aunt replied, then continued, “Cade, I think I should give you an antacid with your breakfast. You better take it.”

Cade looked at Amelia’s backpack, “So what do you keep in there anyway?”

Amelia replied, “Oh some potions I have been working on, from plant extracts. I also have my pocketbook, sunglasses, keys, an Eveready penlight, my Flavoradio, perfume, my mirror and my diary.”

Cade then said, “Wow that’s a lot of stuff. What kind of potions do you have?”

Amelia replied, “I have created some aphrodisiacs, tranquilizers, pain relievers, elixirs and antidotes.”

“That is so awesome, especially the aphrodisiacs.” Cade replied; then blushed afterwards.

Amelia said, “Well I tried them on myself once, and they brought up some powerful urges in me. I could never act on them until I was in my room by myself.”

“I would like to try them,” Cade replied, then continued “You know, you only live once.” She opened up a bottle and then placed some crushed powder into both of their glasses of water. They toasted each other and drank both of the glasses.”

“Wow this tastes strange,” Cade said.

“Yes it does, but it is sure potent,” She said, then kissed Cade. The kiss was followed by an awkward silence. Little did they know, there were others in the diner that were listening in. It just so happened that Cade looked around the dining room, and saw everyone whispering and staring.

Cade noticed them and said “Durn it, I hate how these small town people are so nosy. I wish it was like the city, where everyone minds there own business.”

Amelia added in, “I’m from the city actually, but I took the job here because I also needed a place to stay for cheap. Helen Williams rents out some rooms on her property for the girls that work there.”

Cade looked around again before he whispered, “Yes, and I heard she does it all under the table. I guess that’s so she will not have to keep a lease or pay taxes.”

Amelia then said, “Yes, and because she does not sign a lease, she is not required to keep us there if she would decide to fire us.” The people began to point and whisper some more, and Cade was getting very irritated. Before they were even able to finish their breakfast, they decided to leave.

Cade paid his aunt, tipped her and said “Can we take this food to go? I don’t want to waste it, but I also can’t stand these nosy people in here.” His aunt nodded and they walked out of the diner.

Amelia said, “I see what you mean about nosy small town people. I hope that word doesn’t get back to my boss.” She paused then asked “Where could we go to be alone?” “Well there are several places to go, but I wouldn’t take you there.”

“Why not?” Amelia asked

Cade replied, “Because, you are a lady, and those places are either full of nasty men or thugs.” He paused then said “I would take you to the house, but Helen might see us walking in together.”

Amelia then asked, “If it’s all right with you Cade, why don’t we take a ride somewhere?”

Cade smiled and said, “That’s a good idea. Now, let’s just see where we can go.” He pulled his map from under the windshield on the dashboard. He studied the map and said “We are on Route 10, running concurrent with Route 9.” He pointed at the flashing 3 Way Stoplight, then said “That’s where the two highways split off.” He said, then continued. “We can go northwest on Route 10, or southwest on Route 9.” He then said “We can go to Native Crossing, and I can buy you some sexy clothes at this store I heard of.” It is about 10 miles southwest of here, on Route 9.”

Amelia nodded and said, “That’s a wonderful idea, but just so you know, I would go anywhere with you.” She leaned over to kiss him, and once again Cade was turned on. They drove towards Native Crossing, on Route 9, entered the city limits, and then into downtown. Cade parked his truck on the street, and they went walking along the sidewalk. They came in front of the clothing store.

Amelia looked in the window and said, “Imagine how I would look in one of those skirts?”

“Let’s find out.” Cade said. They walked in and Amelia asked the clerk, “I would like to try on some of those skirts”

Cade told Amelia, “I could also get you a night gown and maybe some underwear.”

The clerk was an old and old fashioned woman. She asked, sternly ,”Are you two married?”

“No,” They replied simultaneously.

The clerk said, “Well I can’t have both of you shopping for clothes here together, especially underclothes. It’s just not proper. A boy should NOT see a girl’s nightgown or underwear unless she is married to him.”

Cade showed her a handful of cash, and then asked “What if I paid a little extra for her clothes?”

The old woman grabbed her broom as she said, “What kind of sell out do you think I am?” She continued, “I don’t care how much you want to pay me, I will not sell you two any clothes. What is this world coming to?” She then chased them out with her broom.

They ran out of the store and onto the sidewalk both laughing.

Amelia said, “I have an idea.”

“What’s that?” Cade asked.

Amelia answered, “Give me a big kiss and hold me tight.” She giggled and then said “Now rub my butt a little.” Cade was now getting turned on, likewise Amelia. She then said “Now lift my dress a little.”

Cade began to do it, when the old lady from the clothing store came out, yelling “Knock it off you two animals, before I call the police.”

Filled with a rush of affection and laughter, they then ran to Cade’s truck and left the the downtown area of Native Crossing.

They came to a filling station, and Cade said “Oh better fill the truck up. Could I get you anything?”

Amelia replied “A cherry cola would be nice.” Cade walked into the store. He looked at the little gadgets under the counter and the soft drinks in the coolers.

He picked up two cherry colas, and then looked under the counter and asked “I see that tradesman’s pocket knife down there. How much?”

The attendant replied “For you, $8. That’s a very good deal. It is made locally, not overseas. It is not like the junk they sell at those new fangled department stores.”

Cade then asked “And what would you suggest for my girlfriend, she is waiting in the truck and I would like to surprise her.”

The attendant went into the back room and said “How about this?” He blew the dust off the box, then continued “It’s mighty fine Ladies Rolex watch.”

Cade looked at it, and then studied it closely. It was a shiny gold and had had a blue face and bright sparkling hands and markings.” ”

“$350,” The attendant said.

Cade pulled out his cash and asked “Is this real?”

The attendant said “Look at the minute hand. Do you see how it sweeps instead of ticks? That means it is real my friend.”

Cade asked “Well, how did you come across one of these?”

“I have a friend who is in the jewelry business. When he has new old stock on clearance, he sells them to me. I then sometimes resell them,” The salesman replied.

Cade then paid for all the goods. He then placed another $5 on the counter, as he said, “I also need to fill up my truck.”

The cashier took the money and Cade put the watch in his left pocket and knife in his right. He then went out to pump his fuel. He opened the door and Amelia playfully swung her legs out, to cause Cade’s lustful feelings to come forth. He kissed her and handed her one of the soft drinks.

He then said, “I know where we can go.”

“Where’s that?” Amelia asked.

“We can go to where the two waterways cross. That place is how the town of Native Crossing got its name.”

He paused and then continued, “We can sit on the tail gate of my truck, and watch the boats pass by.

She smiled and said, “That could be fun.”

Cadee finished pumping fuel into his truck then they drove down to the canal intersection. Cade pulled out his new knife and began to clean his fingernails. Amelia watched him and giggled.

He asked “You like my new knife?” She said “Yes, it looks very neat.”

Cade then said “I have a surprise for you later. I think you will like it.” Amelia smiled from ear to ear, and then grabbed his shirt and wildly kissed him.

Cade took his Realistic Patrolman Mini radio from behind his seat and said, “I have a radio too and I can tune in the boat captains, bridge tenders and deckhands talking to each other on it.”

“That’s neat, my Flavoradio only gets AM, but there’s lot’s of good music on there.”

They sat there for a a few hours, both flirting and touching each other with affection. Amelia then fell asleep in Cade’s lap to the chatter of captains, bridge tenders and deckhands. She rested for a few hours. The whole while Amelia was sleeping Cade massaged her and kissed her.

When she woke up she looked up at him and said “Wow, I thought it was a dream. This is better than any dream.” She paused then said “Now I am feeling very frisky.”

Once again, the western side of the sky was getting blue. Just as Amelia wrapped her legs around Cade, there was a bright flash of lightning followed by a loud and disturbing thunder.

“Durn it, looks like another storm is moving in.” Cade said

“Where will we go now?” Amelia asked.

He opened his truck door for her and she stepped in “We can head back to Checker. There is a storm shelter on my family’s property. It used to be a bomb shelter but now we use it for weather like this. It’s dark and cramped in there but at least it is safe and private. We should go there.” He paused and then said, blushing “I’ll only take you there, if you want to.”

“Sure, I think it would be a good idea if we could go somewhere we would be alone.” Amelia said as she winked and shook her dress playfully. They were both feeling extremely lustful towards each other, when Cade’s truck radio sounded an alert tone for a tornado watch.

Amelia, now frightened said “Yes, I definitely want to go there. I want to be safe from this weather.”

“Your wish is my command.” Cade said, and with that pounded the accelerator pedal they drove back to Checker as fast as possible. In a short while they made it back to the property and then to the entrance of the shelter.

It was a small building embedded in a hill. The shelter had only been used when there was the threat of stormy weather and when the family had the ability to get to it in time. Cade parked his truck then reached in his glove box for his 3 Cell Kel Lite flashlight and turned it on. He then escorted Amelia into the shelter, as the winds were starting to pick up. He pointed the flashlight at the steps, so they could see through the dark pathway that led to the main room. Cade figured that his aunt’s children were all in school and would probably be kept there until the weather had passed. He knew his dad would be working in his office which was in the very center of the building. He then figured that his aunt and her employees would go in the stockroom of the diner which was also the safest place to be. He walked back to the entrance and pulled the keys out of his pocket. He locked the entrance door behind him, and walked back down to the main room. There was a Realistic Weatheradio 5, a first aid kit, a mattress with blankets, and a box of Radio Shack batteries and flashlight bulbs. For food there were gallon jugs of water, and crates of military surplus chocolate bars. By the light of the Cade’s flashlight and Amelia’s penlight they sat down on the mattress.

Amelia smiled with mischief and lust as she said, “You know Cade, we can have plenty of fun in here.” She then blushed

Cade asked, with a shaky voice, “You mean we can make love to each other?”

Amelia replied “Well of course! What did you think we would do?” She paused then said “Now, why don’t you come a little closer!” Amelia motioned for Cade to come. He hadn’t fully approached her, when she leaned over grabbed and kissed him, as she said “Whatever we we do in here, no one will ever know!” Cade, who was now lustfully turned on, but also anxious, said “I am a virgin. Are you as well?”

There was then an awkward silence.

Cade then apologized “Sorry. I didn’t mean to upset you.”

Amelia replied “Yes, except for my fingers that is. A girl needs some release.”

“Well in that case, my thumb and fingers deflowered me a long time ago.” Cade replied, then continued, “if we do become intimate, I still want you tomorrow and in fact every day after that until the end of time. I hope that’s what you want.”

“Yes, I want that as well. You’re cute and you have a wonderful heart,” Amelia replied, lovingly.

Cade humbly stated, then continued, “Maybe it’s your potion talking, but I desire your body intensely right now!”

Amelia said, as she lifted her pink sun dress at him, while saying, “Good, because I know you’ve been wanting to see under my dress all day. Don’t think I haven’t noticed. Here’s your chance.” She then pulled him on top of her and wrapped her legs around him She then spoke “Take me, Cade. Now!”

Cade replied, “I am a little nervous.”

Amelia said, “Don’t worry, we’ll get through this together.”

Cade then said, “Well I am ready then.”

At last they commenced in lovemaking.

After they felt the bursting of release, Amelia rubbed Cade’s chest and asked “Can we really be together forever?”

“We can and as far as I am concerned; we will!” Cade said, then continued, “I had the word forever about to be spoken myself, but did not want to repel you from me.”

Amelia replied, with her heart on her sleeve, ” Well I love you, Cade, and I hope you are not repelled by that.”

Cade said “Love was on the tip of my tongue as well and I am so happy that your feelings are the same as mine.” Amelia then kissed him.

Cade got dressed and stepped out, to check the weather. It was still pouring down raining. He then made his way back into the shelter by the light of his flashlight, to see through the pathway.

He stared at Amelia for a moment then said “My God, you are beautiful, Amelia.” They sat down on the mattress and began talking; Cade asked “How are we going to be together?”

Amelia then answered him “I don’t know but our love will find a way.”

He asked her, “You really think so?”

“I know so,” Amelia answered then continued “For my entire life, I wanted someone like you. Now that I have found you, I filled with bliss!” There was another awkward silence, then Amelia asked “How’s the weather.”

“The sky is still dark, and it is raining hard I think we should stay in here for right now.”

Amelia then said “Maybe we can spend the evening together, I don’t have to be at work until seven tomorrow morning.”

Cade looked at his Micronta watch then said “It’s one in the afternoon, let me tune in the weather forecast on the radio.” Amelia nodded. Cade turned the radio on, but heard nothing but static. He stood on top of the mattress and held the radio up to the ceiling. There was much static, but he heard the meteorologist coming in. “There is severe weather moving through the Checker and Native Crossing areas, from the west. Expect strong thunderstorms for the rest of the afternoon and all night long. We are also under a tornado watch until midnight. Stayed tuned for more updates on this weather station.”

Cade then asked “Do you want to stay here or go into the house?”

Amelia replied “Let’s stay here, for in case there is a tornado, they are very common this time of year. Besides if Helen sees us walking into the house together, she will get very suspicious.”

Cade replied “You’re right, we’re be better off in here.” Cade paused then asked “So how were you able to come up with potions like that? They obviously work, just look at what happened.”

Amelia replied “Well, I have been experimenting with botanicals and natural medicine since I was 16. I have read many volumes on the subject. In fact, that’s what made me want to be a gardener, so I could harvest the plants to make my potions.”

“That is awesome, especially that love potion. I never felt so passionate.” He paused then said “All that love making made me hungry, especially since we weren’t able to eat much of our breakfast, and no lunch. I have some food in here, it’s not the best though.” Cade said, and continued “But it should give us energy to sustain us. Would you like some chocolate?”

Amelia nodded then said “Most definitely, if we mix chocolate with my love potion, imagine the passionate intimacy we will experience.”

Cade said “That’s very true.” He paused then continued “Well, say no more, I will get us some chocolate.” Cade reached into a dark corner, by the light of his flashlight and reached into the crate for two bars. Suddenly he heard a hissing sound and then a painful grip on his arm. He looked at his arm and saw two puncture wounds. It was now burning. “Dang it, a snake just bit me.” He screamed in pain.

Amelia asked “Is there anything to kill it with?” Cade was shrieking in pain and then said “Get my Kel Lite, I am going to beat it to death.” Amelia ran to the door, retrieved the long flashlight and handed it to Cade. With the aid of his flashlight in his right he searched around the room. Finally he spotted the snake “Die, you miserable creature!” He screamed then struck the snake’s midsection. There was an angry hiss from the snake that was immobilized and bleeding. Cade then smashed the snake’s throat just below the head with the tail end of his KeL Lite.

“Get a drinking cup and the snakes head, I can heal you.” Amelia said. Cade took his new pocket knife and cut off the snakes head. He then handed it to Amelia. She took her penlight and examined his wound. “It’s not that deep, but I will make an antidote for you just in case any venom was injected into you.” Cade began to have chills and blurred vision. His arm burned horribly also. Amelia hurriedly took the cup and searched into her backpack for an antidote potion. She then opened a jug of water and poured it into the mixture as she said, “Here drink this.”

Cade immediately drank the mixture, in one gulp. Amelia then said “Now you just rest, Cade. I will take care of you.” Amelia said, as she rested his head into her lap. She felt his head and spoke “Oh, you have a terrible fever, but that is your body killing off the venom proteins. The potion should do the trick in time.”

“You are truly a life saver, Amelia, I know before this happened I said I want you forever, but you saving my life confirms this feeling that much more. I owe my life to you and I will be your husband as soon as I am better.” Cade said as he breathed hard.

Amelia rubbed his face and spoke, “Just rest now, you will get better in time.” He smiled and nestled his head in her legs.

She kissed his forehead and said “I will take good care of you, and when you are better, I am going to make wonderful love to you again.” Cade smiled up at her.

Hours passed.

Amelia felt Cade’s forehead and spoke gently, “Your fever is going down, let me check your eyes.” She took her Eveready penlight then said, “Your pupils are looking normal. Looks like my potion is working.”

Cade looked up at Amelia, then said “I have my dad to thank for selling me that Kel Lite at a discount price.”

“Well I normally don’t like weapons,” Amelia said and continued “I am a healer, or at least I would like to think of myself as one. But I guess I can see a purpose for them.”

Cade said, “You are a healer in my book, you saved my life and I am in debt to you. I will give you anything I can afford.”

Amelia smiled and asked, “Do you still want to get married?”

Cade replied, “More than ever, are you sure that’s all you want?”

Amelia nodded and said, “As long as you promise to love and cherish me for the rest of your life.”

Cade smiled and said, “It is done, and believe me I will give you that and much more.” Cade reached into his pocket and handed Amelia the watch.

“Oh Cade, it’s beautiful,” She said.

Cade replied, “And that’s just the beginning if we are to get married.”

Amelia smiled and kissed him, then said, “You rest.”

He fell asleep in her arms and she watched him through the night, looking at her new timepiece and counting the hours. Finally it was the hour of three A.M. She woke Cade up kissing him on the forehead. Cade arose and Amelia asked him, “How do you feel?”

Cade answered, “Like a million dollars. Those drugs you gave me really worked.”

Amelia smiled and asked, “Are you still serious about marrying me?”

Cade replied, “I am serious as the complications I would have had from that snake bite had you not healed me.” She smiled and kissed him.

There was a silence for a moment then Amelia asked, “You think you’re able to drive?”

Cade replied, “I don’t see why not.”

Amelia then said, “Well, can you take me to the property line, so I can go back to work? I want to be back at Ms. Helen’s, under the cover of darkness so she does not get suspicious.”

Cade replied, “Your wish is my command.” With that they exited the shelter. By the light of their flashlights, they walked to Cade’s truck. There was a dampness in the early morning air, as they stepped into the truck. Cade said “I am going to miss you so much. How did Shakespeare say it? Parting is such sweet sorrow?!”

Amelia smiled and said “It’s only for a little while. I cannot wait until the next time I am in your arms.” She leaned over, grabbed and kissed him. Sadly, they drove back to the house. The sun had not yet come up when Amelia said “Cade, I have to go now, so I can get home without Ms. Helen knowing anything.” She gave him a long passionate kiss, then said “I cannot wait to see you again though.”

Cade asked “Can I see you later today?”

Amelia replied “I will try to work next to the property line again, just look for me.” They kissed once again then Amelia said “You rest for a while, go lay down in the house.” They then departed as Amelia blew Cade a kiss.

Cade unlocked the house then went lay down in the bedroom. He turned on the bedside radio and listened to the weather report. The meteorologist said “There will be hot temperatures and high humidity all through the day. Be prepared for possible heat generated thunderstorms in the mid-to-late afternoon. For tonight warm and muggy.” After listening to the weather report Cade turned off his radio then set the alarm on his Micronta watch for nine and went to sleep. Cade fell asleep and dreamed many dreams about Amelia. He woke up at nine in the morning to the buzzing of his watch alarm. He then got dressed, and walked to the telephone on the wall, to call up his dad. He dialed the number

His dad picked up, “Jennings Supply. Van Jennings here.”

Cade replied, “Hey it’s me. I am almost done with the fence. I stayed overnight on the property.”

“Alright, that is fine,” His dad replied.

Cade continued, “I met a young lady, whilst fixing the fence. She is a gardener for Ms. Helen. I guess I’ll just say the truth: I spent the evening with her.”

His dad said, sternly, “Well, you know you had better be prepared to marry her then.”

Cade replied “Yes, I know. She already wants to.”

There was a silence on the phone, then Cade said “I have another story to tell you.”

He paused then continued, “We spent the night in the shelter. I was bit by a copperhead in there. She healed me and saved my life. She knows to how create natural medicines from plant extracts, and thank God she had an antidote potion in her backpack. She cured my snakebite.”

Cade’s dad replied, “I want to meet this girl. We will definitely do something for her, as a reward for saving your life.”

“Could it be something that takes her away from Helen Williams? She hates working for that horrible woman, and if she is going to marry me she will be fired. Worst of all if she gets fired she will be thrown out of her dwelling on Ms. Helen’s property.”

His dad then replied, “I’ll see what I can do, and what the rest of the family is willing to do. Until then, you finish fixing up the fence and if there’s anything else that needs to be repaired you tend to that as well. I have a lot of paperwork to catch up on.”

“Will do,” Cade said and they both hung up the phone.

Cade prepared his breakfast, ate, then continued working on the fence. The weather was just as the meteorologist predicted. While in the middle of repairing the fence, he needed to get some more U-Shaped fasteners from the shed. He walked in to see the work bench soaking wet. “There must have been a leak in the roof.” He said to himself with disgust. All of the hand tools were full of oxidation, many of them were antiques. All were ruined; screwdrivers, hammers, wrenches, sockets, ratchets, nails, wood screws, files, and sickles. Even the U fasteners he was looking for were encrusated with oxidation. All of the electrical tools were also soaking wet and ruined too. He cussed and kicked the wall of the shed “Durn it and dang it and son of a gun! Those tools have been in my family for generations. Now one stupid storm damages the shed roof, rain leaks in and they are all ruined. He took a rag, and wiped all of the water off of them. He then located the can of used oil and tried his best to coat them. After oiling the rusted implements, he brought them into the utility room of the old house and set them down. He then went back to the tool shed and cut off all of the breakers on the electrical box. While in there, he heard arguing. It was coming from Helen’s property. Instantly he placed the tools in his truck then drove to the property line to listen, because he had heard both Helen’s and Amelia’s voices.

Ms. Helen was reprimanding Amelia with anger, “People all over town are gossiping about how you and Cade Jennings were sitting in the diner, talking about aphrodisiacs. They are even saying that you and Cade mixed them in your drinks. Is this true?”

Cade stepped out from his eavesdropping and said “What if it were true? I am so fed up with all this small town gossip. Why should she be punished because of something I convinced her to do. It was my idea to drink her potion.”

Ms. Helen adjusted her glasses and looked sternly at Cade, as she spoke, “So it’s you that did this? I would have thought much better of you, Cade. You come from a family of upright people and then you go and do this? I am very disappointed in you.” She paused and then spoke to Amelia “And you, if you want to work for me and have your affordable housing, you better stop this filthy behavior right now.” She then told Amelia, dismissively “Now get back to work. And Cade you mind your own business.”

Cade replied, “Tell all those other nosy small town people with nothing better to do, that they should do the same.”

“Why should they?” Helen asked with anger and continued “If you are not doing anything wrong you should have nothing to hide.” Helen paused, then said “If anyone is doing something shameful, then he or she should and will be shunned. That way it will deter people from doing all things questionable.”

Cade who was now irritated once again said “Well what if everyone knew how you were illegally renting out rooms on your property? Don’t act so self-righteous.”

Ms. Helen grew very angry and agitated, “Shut your mouth young man. Didn’t your parents teach you not to question your elders?”

Quick-witted, Cade replied “Well didn’t yours teach you that honesty is the right thing to do? The way you treat your workers is very dishonest!”

“How would you know how I treat my workers?” Ms. Helen asked with great irritation.

Cade replied “It’s the talk of the town. Isn’t it something how you say that everyone should know if someone is doing something questionable.”

Ms. Helen was speechless.

Amelia smiled brightly at Cade.

Finally Ms. Helen broke the silence and said, “Cade, I am highly offended by your disrespect, but I don’t have the time to argue with you. Your parents are going to hear about that mouth you have, rest assured.” She looked at Amelia, then said “Come with me now, you have been standing here, not working all the time Cade and I were arguing. I am going to dock your pay.”

Amelia reluctantly followed from a slight distance, but turned around to look at Cade. She blew him a kiss, discreetly lifted her white sundress at him and then silently said “I love you Cade.” He read her lips and then spoke silently “I love you too, Amelia.” He then blew her a kiss.

He went back to working on the fence, with the few U Fasteners he could salvage. He felt quite proud of himself for telling that hateful old woman off. However, Cade felt worried for Amelia. He was very concerned that she was probably on the brink of losing her job. He knew of his dad’s strong suggestion for him to marry Amelia. The problem was that they would not have a place to stay. All the while he worked on the fence, until he was finished. He decided to stay the night on the property, and for the rest the weekend as well. After picking up the equipment from repairing the fence, Cade walked into the old house. He retrieved the Eveready screw top lantern and switched it on. He did it as a joke to himself, thinking the battery would be dead. He then was very surprised to see the light come right on. Cade grabbed a sickle and a file to sharpen it. When it was razor sharp, he placed it in the back of his truck. Then put the screw top lantern on the floor board of his truck and drove down to the storm shelter.

“Payback time!” He said to himself.

With his Kel Lite under his arm, screw top lantern in one hand and sickle in the other, he entered the shelter. He made it down to the main room and set the light down in the middle. With his tough leather boots on, and both the weapons in his hands, he began to kick all around the boxes and corners. He heard hissing and rattling. He could see a medium sized rattlesnake crawling across the floor. Immediately he hacked it in half then stomped on the head.

“I’m going to show those durn belly crawlers who owns this building, my family not them!” He said with an arrogant anger. He then kicked around a space between two boxes in a corner. He heard a very loud rattle. He backed up, and shined the light, which revealed a giant rattler. He swung down as hard as he could with the sickle striking it in the spine, then hacked it to pieces. There was another snake, this time a Coral. Cade made it his business to kill this one. Quickly, he chased it, then when it was cornered it. Quickly, he struck the snake’s head with his blade, then hacked it to pieces. After killing snakes, he picked up what was left of their bodies, and set them in an ice chest on the bed of his truck.

He went back into the house and dialed up his dad who answered, “Jennings Supply. Van Jennings here.”

Cade replied, “Dad I have some good news and some bad news.”

His dad then said, “Well, tell me the bad news first.”

Cade replied, “The storm shelter is snake infested and the tool shed’s roof was leaking. All of those antique tools in there were ruined.”

His dad then asked “Well, what’s the good news?” Cade replied “The fence is fixed.” His dad said “Well I want you to fix the roof of the shed. Any insurance money I get from those tools will be given to you and Amelia. I have also been considering giving that house to you and Amelia, if your aunt is all right with that. I wanted to give it to you, since you always like to be there and because you work hard. I figure you can fix it up with the insurance money.”

Cade then said “Well that would be awesome.” He paused then said “Are you sure, I know that house has sentimental value to you and Aunt Margie.”

His dad then replied, “We both have homes of our own, and if you will be getting married, you need a place of your own. The Lord commands it.”

Cade then asked “What could I do to repay you.”

His dad answered, “Always work hard, and do your best. Marry Amelia to get it right with the Lord. And gosh durn it, give me some grand children, I didn’t think you would ever give me any, now there’s hope for that.” His dad paused then said, “Now Cade, I have to go. I still have a lot of paperwork to file.”

Cade said “Well thank you, dad. I will try my best to make your proud.”

After hanging up, Cade feverishly worked to repair the roof of the shed, then went to the general store for mothballs. He charged them to the Jennings Supply account.

After the transaction was completed he placed them all around the shelter.

He searched all the rooms for snakes and killed several more.

Cade and Amelia would secretly meet at times throughout the days, usually before dawn or after dusk.

Amelia’s next day off was that Sunday. Cade heard at knock at the door as he way lying on the sofa listening to a Realistic Pocket Weather Radio.

The meterologist stated, “A severe thunderstorm will affect Checker and the surrounding area in about ten minutes.

He answered it and beheld Amelia, with her backpack. She smiled at him and asked, “Could I come in?”

Cade replied, “As if you even have to ask. Come right in. A storm is coming anyway.” She smiled even more and walked inside. Cade continued, “Well I have good news for you. “I talked to my dad about what happened with us in the shelter.” Amelia got nervous and began to shake.

Immediately Cade said, “No, don’t worry. He is not mad at us or anything. In fact he said that we need to get married, because of what we did. Furthermore he commanded me to give him some grandchildren.”

Amelia smiled as she said, “Well that is wonderful, it is what I wanted, and what you promised me.” She paused then said “But what about my job.”

Cade replied to her, “Well, I have more good news; I told my dad how you healed my snakebite and saved my life. He also feels in debt to you, and is willing to give you something of value. I suggested to him that it should be something to get you away from Ms. Helen.”

Amelia then asked, “How do you know that you can get me away from that witch?”

Cade replied “Well, my dad wants us to have this old house.”

Amelia kissed Cade, then asked “What would you like to do?”

Cade replied “What do you think?”

Cade made love to Amelia until she collapsed with pleasure on top of him. There they became intimate once again, with a bursting of release just as the lightning flashed and the thunder sounded. They cuddled on the couch for an hour, holding each other completely naked, passionately kissing and petting.

There was a knock at the door, suddenly, Cade asked, shouting “Who’s here?”

It was Ms. Helen as she spoke, “Who do you think it is?”

Cade whispered to Amelia, “Take your clothes and go hide in the bathroom.” She nodded in fear and went hide. Cade put on his trousers and his undershirt, and opened the door. Immediately Ms. Helen barged in through the doorway and into the house.

Cade demanded, “Hey what do you think you are doing? I didn’t give you permission to enter in here.”

“Shut your mouth, your just a little fledgling out of the nest, I don’t need permission from you to do anything.”

Cade, walking to the phone on the wall, warned, “If you don’t leave now, I will call the sheriff’s department.”

Ms. Helen, even more angered, “How dare you! Just try it. I personally know the sheriff and his deputies won’t dare do me anything.”

Cade, basically out of options asked her “What do you want from me?”

Ms. Helen replied, “First of all, I want you to lose that disrespectful attitude you have. Then I want to know where Amelia is.”

Cade once again angered said, “Its her day off. What do you want with her?”

Ms. Helen replied with great irritation, “Don’t question me, she is my worker and this doesn’t concern you. Anyway, how would you know it’s her day off?” She paused then continued “What’s that musty odor in here? It smells like you have been screwing in here. That’s why you took so long to answer the door. Amelia is in here, isn’t she? And you are fornicating with her, aren’t you?”

Cade reached in the nightstand drawer for his granddad’s old Peacemaker revolver. He pulled the hammer back pointed it at her and then said, “Get your old, ugly behind out of here now! You are not welcome here ever again!”

Ms. Helen left. As she exited she said “Mark my words, this isn’t over. You can tell Amelia she is fired, for being such an ungrateful little whore.” She stormed out of the door, slamming it behind her. Cade watched her leave the property, then knocked on the bathroom door.

Amelia asked “Cade is that you?” “Yes Amelia, it’s me. Get dressed and come out, we have some trouble.”

Amelia, who was already dressed stepped out of the bathroom and asked “What’s the matter?”

Cade replied, “Ms. Helen has decided to fire you.”

Amelia asked in distress, “What? Why? I did nothing. At least nothing that she knows of.”

Cade then said, “She could smell your girly scent in the room, after she barged into the house. I guess that was enough proof for her to know that we are fornicating.”

“Well how did you convince her to leave?” Amelia asked.

Cade replied “My granddad’s old Peacemaker scared her off nicely.”

Amelia laughed, slightly, but then was overcome with anxiety. She asked Cade “Where will I stay now?”

Cade answered, “I think we should go talk to my dad, and see what he can do for us.” Amelia nodded.

Cade continued, “We can go talk to him right now, if you want. He is off today, and this is his only day off.” Cade paused then said “I’ll only take you to meet my family if you want me to.”

Amelia replied “Yes, let’s go. I only hope that they help us.”

Cade reassured her, “Well the fact that we have fornicated, they will definitely want us to get married. Furthermore, you saved my life, I don’t think they will forget that.”

Amelia smiled and nodded.

“Let’s just wait for this storm to pass,” Cade said.

“I would make love to you again, but I’m very shook up,” Amelia said sheepishly.

Cade turned on the Realistic Pocket Weatheradio again and they listened.

Finally they had heard of how the severe weather warnings had expired.

With that Cade grabbed his keys, they walked to his truck and drove to his dad’s house.

Cade drove his truck up the gravel road.

Amelia said “I am so nervous, I hope your dad approves of me.”

Cade replied “He strongly wants us to marry. He even said he wanted grandchildren from us.” Cade paused and then said “Just act proper, and he will like you very much. My dad obviously already knows we have been intimate. That is why he wants us to marry.”

Cade parked in the driveway, and escorted Amelia out of the truck. He knocked on his dad’s door, and was greeted immediately. Cade’s dad motioned for them to come in. Both Cade and Amelia sat down on the dining room table as Van talked to them. He said “Well, she sure is a pretty young lady, Cade.”

Amelia blushed and said, “Thank you Mr. Jennings.”

Cade’s dad replied “I’m old but not that old. Call me Mr. Van.”

Amelia smiled and nodded her head. Cade’s dad then said “Now, in all seriousness, I think it is urgent that you two marry as soon as possible. I want your relationship to be right in the eyes of the Lord.”

Both nodded.

Van continued “Now I am going to have to call Aunt Margie over, so we will all be in agreement over who gets what on the property.” Mr. Van called his sister on the phone, and immediately she came over.

She opened the door, and said, “Well hello again Amelia. It’s good to see you again.”

She then faced towards Van and said, “All right, I understand that they want to be given the old house. I am fine with that. I would like my three kids to have the unoccupied land adjacent to that house.” She paused then continued, “I also want you to build their houses when the time is right. You’re a very good worker.” Cade smiled and said “Wow, that’s it?” Both his dad and his aunt nodded. His aunt then said, “I want all of us to have access to the storm shelter.”

Cade replied, “Well of course.” He paused then continued “Well speaking of the storm shelter, I had to treat it, because it was crawling with snakes, and at this time of the year we will need it the most.”

Both nodded.

Amelia then spoke “I have just been fired by Helen Williams. And the fact that I am marrying will not allow me to ever get my job back.”

Cade interjected, “Don’t worry about working, I will support you.”

“Well I am expecting that. You’ve got a durn good young lady here who saved your skin and you need to love her and cherish her for the rest of your life!” Van interrupted.

Amelia then continued “Helen Williams will be next door to us. She will probably cause us a lot of misery.”

Cade said, “Yes that is true, I was just talking to a deputy about that situation, and he told me his hands are tied from dealing with her because his boss has been accepting bribes from that wretched woman.”

“Oh really. Is that so?” Margie said with irritation, then continued “Well, I can put an end to that. I will tell the sheriff that neither he nor any of his deputies will never eat for free ever again at my diner. At least not until this is resolved.”

Cade’s dad then said “Well, I have been supplying the sheriff’s department with all kinds of gear at a great discount. Unless he deals with Helen Williams, I will charge him full retail price, plus an extra 25%. We will see if Helen Williams can carry on like she does.”

Amelia then said “She is also renting out rooms illegally on her property and she exposes her workers to all sorts of danger. She also pays very unfair wages.”

Cade’s aunt said “Well again, until she is fined or disciplined, I will not give any member of our Sheriff’s Department free food anymore.”

Van then said “Likewise for me supplying them at discount, now, Cade; I want you to get your stuff together. Since you two will move into that house; I want you to get married, pronto!”

Amelia looked at Cade with lust as she said “Could we do it tomorrow, and just go to the Justice of the Peace? I can’t take another day away from him.”

Cade kissed her and then said “It’s fine by me, Amelia. I too don’t know how I will be able to control myself.”

“Good, that’s what I wanted to hear,” Van said then continued “I want both of you to love each other, but make it right in God’s eyes.”

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Depression with Affection

…Depression With Affection…

…February 2006…

…Melody, USA…

This is a love story between eighteen year old aspiring writer Owen Sullivan and twenty year old schizophrenic Ellie Pritchard.

I know that those who actually read this story when it was available enjoyed it.  However, there is some sins in this story and The Good Lord started to withold blessings from my life for making it public.  When I asked Him why my blessings were being witheld, He told me because of the drug references, violence, cohabitation and fornication that takes place in here.  Because such themes do not honor God, I took it down in order to make it right.  My walk with God is more important to me than what my readers think of me, believe it or not…Sorry not sorry.

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Notes on Weather Radios

I first discovered Weather Radios in December of 2001 when I was 14 going on 15. That previous spring and summer I had begun to cultivate an interest in all forms of radio communications. As previously stated, I always had a fascination with weather. So, to me, a weather radio seemed to be a pretty cool device.

I wrote these notes on Weather Radios in the composition book I had been EDCing on October 3, 2018. The main source for these notes I have taken that I will cite is Wikipedia.

Without further ado, here are the notes:

A Weather Radio is a special radio receiver that is designed to receive the signals from government owned radio stations that broadcast weather observations continuously.

Routine reports are interrupted when a weather emergency arises.

Some non weather emergency information may be broadcast such as a natural disaster, civil emergency or terrorist attack.

Broadcasts occur on the VHF High Band.

Two varieties are sold: Home and Portable.

Portable models come with features such as crank power in addition to grid current and batteries for use in an emergency when the power is disrupted. Smaller portable/pocket models do not typically feature Specific Area Message Encoding, but allow outdoor enthusiasts to get weather information in a compact device.

Modern Home models have in addition to Specific Area Message Encoding, visual alert features such as text displays and multi-colored lights. They also have connections to add peripherals such as pillow shakers or bed shakers, strobe lights and loud sirens for people with sensory disabilities. There peripherals can be connected via the weather radio’s accessory port.

NAVTEX gives Global Weather alerts for ships at sea. It is a Low Frequency Teletex broadcast.

In the United States NOAA Weather Radio is a nationwide network of automated weather broadcast stations giving weather information from a nearby Nation Weather Service forecast office. A broadcast cycle lasts between three and eight minutes.

Specific Area Message Encoding activates radios based on the Federal Information Processing System codes and radios equipped with that said feature will only activate when the corresponding administrative division programmed in the radio has an emergency.

Weather Radio Channels and Frequencies:

Original Number…..Frequency…….Marine Number……New Number
WX01…………….162.550 MHz…..39B…………………….7
WX02…………….162.400 MHz…..36B…………………….1
WX03…………….162.475 MHz…..97B…………………….4
WX04…………….162.425 MHz…..96B…………………….2
WX05…………….162.450 MHz…..37B…………………….3
WX06…………….162.500 MHz…..38B…………………….5
WX07…………….162.525 MHz…..98B…………………….6
WX08…………….161.650 MHz…..21B…………………..N/A
WX09…………….161.775 MHz…..83B…………………..N/A
WX10…………….163.275 MHz…..113B…………………N/A

Notes on the Barometer

I have been fascinated by the weather since early childhood.

I have also had a keen interest in sciences of all kinds, throughout my life though I am not very good at it. I mean I am so terrible at science that I don’t even hold an Associate’s Degree.

However, I do spend a good bit of my time engaged in independent learning.

In this page, I will post the transcript of notes I had taken in my composition book that detail information about Barometers.

Without further ado, here they are:

These notes were taken on October 1st and 2nd of 2018.

The main reference that I will cite is Wikipedia as that is where I got the bulk of this material from.

Notes on the barometer and its inventor(s).

Barometers are used in meteorology to measure atmospheric pressure.

Pressure tendency detects short term changes in weather.

Measuring air pressure within surface weather analysis is helpful in locating surface troughs, high-pressure systems and frontal boundaries.

The term “barometer is derived from ancient Greek words which literally translate into words that mean weight and meter/measure.

Evangelista Torricelli (October 15, 1608-October 25, 1647) an Italian physicist and mathematician are credited with inventing the barometer in 1643.

Italian astronomer and mathematician Gapardo Berti (1600-1643) may have also unintentionally created a water barometer sometime between 1640 and 1643.

French scientist and philosopher Rene` Descartes (March 31, 1596-February 11, 1650) described the design of an experiment to measure air pressure possibly as early as 1631 but no evidence is there to suggest that he actually built such an instrument.

On July 27, 1630, Italian mathematician, physicist and astronomer Giovanni Battista Baliania (1582-1666) wrote to Italian polymath Galileo Galilei (February 15, 1564-January 8, 1642) describing a failed experiment in which he made a siphon led over a hill ~21 meters high. Galileo replied explaining that the power of the vacuum held the water up but at a certain height the amount of water was simply too much and the vacuum could not hold anymore, like a cord that can only support so much weight. This was a restatement of “horror vacui” or “nature abhors a vacuum, a theory which dates back to ancient Greek philosopher and scientist, Aristotle (384-322 BC.) Galielo restated this theory as “resistenza del vacuo.”

These theories were published in Galileo’s “Discoursi” and they reached Rome in 1638.

Raffade Magiotti and Berti were excited by these ideas and sought another way to produce a vacuum besides a siphon.

Magiotti devised the experiment and Berti carried it out sometime between 1639 and 1641.

A simple model of this experiment consisted of filling a long tube with water plugged on both ends, then stood up in a water-filled basin. The bottom plug was removed and the water inside the tube flowed into the basin. However, only a portion of the water flowed out of the tube and the height of the water inside the tube stayed at an exact level, which happened to be 10.3 meters or 34 feet, the same height that Galileo and Baliani observed to be limited by the siphon.

The most important detail of this experiment was that lowering the water in the tube left a space above it in the tube with no immediate contact with air. This suggested the possibility of a vacuum existing in the space above the water.

Torricelli, a pupil, and friend of Galileo interpreted the results of this in a novel way. He proposed that it was the atmosphere and not the attracting force of the vacuum that held the water in the tube.

Followers of Aristotle and Galileo thought air to be weightless.

Torricelli questioned and challenged this belief and suggested that air indeed has weight and it was the weight of the air which pushed up and held the column of water.

Torricelli believed that the level of which the water stayed at in the tube (10.3 meters of 34 feet) was reflective of the air’s weight pushing on the water in the basin, thus limiting how much water can fall from the tube into the basin.

Torricelli viewed the barometer as a balance or measuring instrument instead of a device to merely build a vacuum.

Because pf Torricelli being the first to observe this, he is credited as being the inventor of the barometer.

Torricelli’s gossipy Italian neighbors spread rumors that he was engaging in sorcery and witchcraft. Torricelli thus decided to keep his experiments a secret to avoid being arrested by the Roman Catholic Church.

In order to be more covert, he needed a liquid denser than water, to which Galileo suggested he use Mercury. As a result, he only needed a tube that was 80 centimeters long as opposed to 10.5 meters.

*SIDE NOTE*: While I was initially taking these notes on that evening in early October 2018, I decided to take a few sips of Wild Cherry Pepsi in an attempt to temper the sting of depression which I frequently suffer. Soft drinks, while extremely addictive do indeed help me write better and they do help fight depression, at least for me. Wild Cherry Pepsi is my favorite soft drink.

Decreasing atmospheric pressure was initially postulated by French physicist Lucien Vidi (1805-April, 1866.) He later invented the barograph, a device which records the pressure readings of an aneroid barometer.

German writer and polymath Johan Wolfgang Von Goethe (August 28, 1749-March, 22 1832) invented a water driven barometer based on Torricelli’s principles. It is known as the weather ball barometer and is comprised of a glass container with a sealed body half-filled with water. The narrow spout is open to the atmosphere. When the pressure is lower than it was at the time the body was sealed, the level of water in the spout will rise above the water level in the body. When the pressure is higher, the water level in the spout will drop below the water level in the body. This device is known as a “weather glass” or a “Goethe Barometer.

Mercury Barometer:
A vertical glass tube closed at the top sitting in an open Mercury filled basin at the bottom. The Mercury’s weight creates a vacuum at the top known as a “Torricelli Vacuum.” The Mercury in the tube fluctuates until the weight of the Mercury column balances the force of the air pressure bearing down on the reservoir. Higher temperature levels around the instrument will reduce the density of the Mercury, thus the scale must be calibrated in such a way to compensate for this effect. The tube must be as long as the amount of Mercury in addition to the headspace as well as the maximum length of the column.

Torricelli observed slight changes each day in the height of Mercury in the tube and concluded that this was due to changing pressure in the atmosphere.

On December 5, 1660, German scientist, inventor and politician Otto von Guerricke (November 20, 1602-May 11, 1686) observed that the air pressure was unusually low and predicted a storm which struck the next day.

The Mercury barometer’s design made the expression of atmospheric pressure in inches of Mercury popular. The range is typically between 26.5 and 31.5 inches (670-800 millimeters) of Mercury.

One atmosphere is equivalent to 29.92 inches or 760 millimeters of Mercury.

On June 5, 2007, the governments of the European Union restricted the sale of Mercury, effectively ending the manufacture of new Mercury barometers in Europe.

An aneroid barometer uses a flexible metal box instead of any liquid to measure air pressure. It was invented in 1844 by Lucien Vidi. The box is known as an aneroid cell or capsule made from an alloy of Beryllium and Copper.

The evacuated capsules are many times several stacked together to add movement and are protected from collapsing by a strong spring. Any change in the surrounding air pressure causes the capsule to expand or contract.

This movement drives mechanical levers in such a way that their changes are amplified and displayed on the dial face of the instrument. Many models also feature a manually set needle to mark the current observation and compare with previous and future observations so a change can be seen.

Microelectromechanical systems (MEMS) barometers are extremely small ranging size between 1 and 100 micrometers. They are manufactured using photolithography or photochemical machining. These can be found in miniature weather stations, electronic barometers, and altimeters.

Certain smartphones such as the Samsung Galaxy Nexus, Samsung Galaxy S3 through S6, the Motorola Xoom, Apple iPhone 6 as well as higher end Casio and Timex watches have built-in barometers using MEMS technology.

Formulas:
Pressure in atmospheres Patm=p*g*h
Where p=density of Mercury=13,595 kg/meter cubed (sorry I don’t know how to do sub and superscript on here) g=graviation accelaration=9.807 meters per second squared, h=height.
1 torr=133.3 Pascals or 0.03937 inches of Mercury.

My personal commentary:
Most weather predictions for civilians are obtained through the mass media and government run forecasting services. Should our enemies hit us with an EMP all of this will come to a grinding halt.

Personal maybe even homemade barometers may make a comeback should this happen.

After all, we would still want to know when will storms be headed in our area so we can spend time cuddling with bae.

A barometer could possibly give some advanced notice of incoming foul weather.

However, all modern conveniences will be gone so will we actually have the time to cuddle with bae?

The weather might be the least of our worries as I’ve stated before and cuddling with bae might be highly frowned upon because cuddling sometimes leads to intercourse and intercourse ultimately means more hungry mouths to feed…