THURSDAY DECEMBER 26, 2019
I wake up to a text message alert on my phone.
It’s the day after Christmas.
I rub my eyes and read look at my phone.
There are two messages, one from my mom and one from my dad.
The first one is from my dad and reads, “Check your bank account.” It was from much earlier this morning, 9:15 to be exact.
The second one is from my mom and reads, “We all deposited some Christmas and Birthday money in your account, use it wisely.”
I look at my watch. It is 10:28 AM.
So I reply to my parents in the group text, “Thank you both, and I will tell my siblings thank you as well and that I appreciate it. I am just waking up.”
I then realize that I need to send my girlfriend a good morning text.
So I begin writing, “Good morning my beautiful lady! I hope you slept well. I wish I was there to wake up to your lovely face. Hopefully, we will be in touch throughout the day and even more, hopefully, we will be able to see each other. Until then, just know that I love you and I hope you have a wonderful day.”
Seconds later I get a reply, “Good morning to you too, my sexy man. I love you too! And yes, you can come to see me, in fact, you better come see me! Until then, this is me kissing you.”
My heart skips a beat as I read her message.
I take it all in for a moment, then I check my banking app on my phone.
A $300 electronic check was wired to my bank account and has cleared.
I know what I will do: take my girlfriend shopping with me.
With that, I text her, “When can I come to see you today?”
“Give me a half hour,” She replies almost instantly.
“Good I will get ready as well.”
“I can’t wait.”
“I was given money from my family for Christmas and my birthday and I want to take you shopping.”
“Aw, that is so sweet. Now I really can’t wait!”
“She sends another text message, “I’ll wear something cute and I think you will like it!”
“Surprise me, honey.”
“I will, now let’s both get ready. I love you!”
“I love you too.”
Hurriedly, I take a bath, and thoroughly scrub my body and hair.
Then I crack open the valve on my bathroom heater, strike a long match, and light it. I dry off as I shave and put on some deodorant. Even though these types of heaters are now frowned upon, they work very well. After I am finished grooming myself, I extinguish my bathroom heater, then walk to my master bedroom and raise the thermostat until the floor furnace in the middle of my house ignites. I get dressed, donning a Navy Blue work shirt with a white tee shirt underneath, some black pants, and some grey work boots. I take my Streamlight Jr. flashlight from my backpack and place it into my right front pants pocket, my SwissGear wallet in my left back pants pocket and my Motorola e5 Play Smart Phone in my left front pants pocket. I compare the time of my last text with the current time and realize that I should get going to arrive at my girlfriend’s place on time.
So I grab my keys and coat and step out the door locking and deadbolting it behind me.
I then walk across my porch, down the steps, and cut through my front yard, exiting the gate of my hurricane fence.
The weather is sunny and clear but very cold as I start heading east on the sidewalk.
In time, I arrive at my girlfriend’s place and knock on the door.
She greets me with a strong hug and powerful kiss, dressed in a cream-colored fleece sweater that hugs all of her sexy features, an evergreen colored skirt that is long enough to be modest but still short enough to drive me wild, long white socks that accentuate her pretty legs and black buckle shoes.
“You look so cute!” I tell her.
“Thank you! You’re quite handsome yourself, you know!”
We embrace once again and are soon entrenched in a volley of kisses towards each other.
Our glasses begin to fog up as we simultaneously say those three little words to each other.
We start walking off the front porch, down the steps, through the front yard, and out of the gate to the hurricane fence.
“What would you like me to buy you?” I ask her.
“There is a thrift store a few blocks away where you can get me all kinds of clothes.”
“Okay. Anything else.”
“If you have enough, I’ve been wanting a handheld gaming console that is sold at Walgreens.”
“Would you like to eat anywhere?”
“I would like a shrimp Po’Boy and it doesn’t matter from where.”
“You really mean it?”
“I’m glad God sent you to me.”
“Good because you make me happy.”
“The thrift store only takes cash, but they are cheap enough to buy a whole wardrobe. However, if I have some money left over, I want to buy some pretty panties. But I won’t let you see me in them until our wedding night.”
In honored amazement, I ask her, “You still see that kind of a future with me?”
“Of course! No one else has ever been so sweet and sexy” She pauses and then asks, “You see that future with me too, right.”
I hug her warmly and kiss the top of her head as I say, “Yes. I am tremendously honored that you chose me because you have a pure heart not to mention you are a perfect solid ten in my book.”
“I wish we didn’t have to wait until our wedding night for you to see me in those pretty panties.” She pauses, then whispers to me as she smacks my rear end, “I also want you to pull them down and be intimate with me!”
“Oh, honey, you don’t know the urges you are bringing alive in me. If only it wasn’t such a sin, I would do that and so much more for you!” I paused then continue, “I would be exceedingly honored to marry you though!”
“I love you, my sexy man!”
“I love you too, my beautiful lady.”
We are now in front of Walgreens as I say, “Let’s get your game console.”
“Lead the way, Mister.”
We walk down the toys section and select the handheld gaming console of her choice asking, “Is this one okay.”
I nod, then kiss her.
She grabs me and kisses me several more times.
We walk to the cashier and check out.
I pay with my debit card and get $40 cash back, then hand the two bills to her, saying “$20 for you to buy some clothes at the thrift store and another $20 for you to buy those pretty panties when you can.”
We share one more hug and kiss, then walk out of the store.
In the crisp sunny cold, we walk to the thrift store and she tells me, “I want you to help me pick out my clothes, so I can look cute for you.”
I kiss her and say, “Baby, you have one of those rare bodies that no matter what you wear, still looks very good on you.”
“Still I want to drive you wild!”
“Well, even though our church is not UPCI, I still think you would look sexy in some skirts.”
She giggles then says, “Agreed!”
“And maybe some cute shorts for when it gets warmer.”
“You just want to see my butt, don’t you.”
I blush, then nod.
She continues, “It’s okay because you make me feel beautiful.”
“I love you, my lady,” I say as I kiss her.
“I love you too, my man!”
We begin to pick some clothes out.
She grabs several skirts, some made of cotton, some made of denim, and some made of a blend of fabrics. She then grabs some workout shorts and rubs them on my face. Finally, she grabs some shirts of many colors both long and short-sleeved.
We then check out.
Afterward, we start walking with the two large bags.
“I can’t wait to see you in all those new outfits.”
“Well, I can try them on when we get back.”
“You really will.”
“Then let’s go back to your place and set all of this down.”
With that, we walk back to her roommate’s house.
I sit on her futon while she goes into the bathroom with her new clothes.
Her roommates are at work, so for about an hour she poses in her new outfits for me.
I am overcome with love and lust for her.
She comes out trying on one last skirt. It is a knee-length black cotton skirt with rose designs on it. She pairs it with a yellow tee shirt.
I stare at her with admiration, then we embrace.
I rub her love handles, then her lower back, then her rear end to which she giggles uncontrollably.
I then playfully lift her skirt catching a glimpse of her cherry red panty.
She grabs me with passion, then says, “You’ve been very naughty, so now I need to punish you.”
“Oh, baby, whatever you have in mind.”
“Lay on the futon, face up, if you dare.”
I do so at once.
She then prances towards me with her body jiggling and her skirt swishing.
She looks down at me, waves then blows me a kiss.
Giggling, she then says, “Now for your punishment.”
She turns her back to me and says, “Since you wanted to see my panty, it will be the only thing you see for a while.”
My girlfriend flips her skirt, then slowly lowers her rear end onto my face and sits.
I take in all of her sexy sights, smells, and sensations as I put my arms around her waist and hold her in place.
She giggles and even snorts a little with laughter until she becomes slightly distressed.
“Okay, I have to get up, like right now!” She says.
So, I remove my arms from her waist and she slowly lifts herself off of me.
Suddenly, my face, still under her skirt, is met with great warmth and a pungent odor.
My girlfriend then stands up completely, apologizing over and over and sobbing.
I give her a loving hug and I kiss her as she buries her face in my chest.
Still sobbing she says, “I know I was supposed to be punishing you for lifting my skirt, but I didn’t mean to pass gas in your face. I’m so sorry I did that to you and I understand if you don’t want me anymore.”
I pelt her beautiful face with kisses and say, “Actually it was kind of cute.”
She hugs me tightly and asks, “Are you mad at all?”
“No baby. Please don’t think I am weird, but to be honest, I liked it.”
A smile returns to her tear-soaked face.
“Do you mean that or are you just trying to make me feel better.”
“I mean it. If I had a ring on my person right now, I would propose to you.”
“I love you. And just so you know, I would say yes!”
“I love you too!”
“When I was younger and in school and even church, people would always make rude comments about me passing gas and it was so embarrassing.”
“Well, you don’t have to be embarrassed by it with me. For whatever reason, I like it. I cannot explain why but I just do.”
“I’m glad God sent you to me because I was always afraid that I would find a wonderful man but he would be turned off by my gas problem.”
“Well, I think you’re the sexiest girl that I ever met.”
“And you are the sexiest man I’ve ever met.”
“I wish we were married right now!”
“I know, I want to be intimate with you more than ever, but I know God would punish us because we are not yet married.”
“Why don’t we go get some Po’Boys? That way we won’t be alone in this house!”
“Lead the way, my man!”
We walk down the street and around the corner then come upon a neighborhood deli.
I open the door for her and a buzzer goes off.
She steps in and I follow her.
“What would you like, my baby?” I ask her.
“A fried shrimp Po’Boy.” She replies, then asks, “What are you going to get?”
“Since I had a New Orleans Hot Pattie Po’Boy yesterday, I will eat a Roast Beef Po’Boy today.”
“What do you want to drink?”
“A Coke with Lemon Slice. What about you?”
“A Barq’s Root Beer.”
“Woof woof!” She says giggling.
“You are so gosh durn cute! Could I also get us some fried onion rings?”
She whispers, “Those make me extremely gassy, but now I know that you like it, you’ll get the worst or best of it!”
“Oh honey, you are so sexy! At least you will keep me warm!”
“I love you!”
“I love you too, and I thank God for you!
My girlfriend then sits down and I place our order and pay.
In time we are handed our food, we say grace, and eat.
We take bites off of each others’ Po’Boys and I hand-feed her the onion rings which she happily eats with a devious smile.
After we finish eating, we walk back to her room mates’ house.
She sits on her futon and cradles my head in her lap, then asks, “Are you going to get anything for yourself?”
“There’s a Casio G-Shock wristwatch on eBay that I have been wanting, but I wanted to spoil you first.
“Then, by all means, get it!”
So I pull out my Motorola e5 Play, log in to my eBay app and place the order.
“All done,” I say as I look up at her beautiful face.
She giggles, then say, “Now, I have something for you!”
Without anything further, she pulls the blanket over my head while I am still cradled in her lap and passes gas.
I breathe it all in. Normally this would be disgusting but for whatever reason, I thoroughly enjoy when she does it.”
I kiss her soft belly and say, “Thank you. I hope there is more.”
“There’s plenty more baby.”
“You’re so sexy.”
“I love you!”
“I love you too!”
We go over story ideas for us to write together as she gives me Dutch Ovens for the rest of the afternoon and into the evening.
Finally, we have to take our medicine, so we kiss each other good night on the front porch and I walk home as a breeze is picking up.
I enter my gate and cut through my front yard, up my steps, and across my porch where I unlock my door, then take my medicine with a cup of pudding.
Afterward, my girlfriend and I talk on the phone until we are very sleepy and I give her the good night tidings then we exchange those three little words…
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