Thursday, November 1, 2012:
Zachary woke up on his futon and looked at his G-Shock. It indicated 9:38 AM.
He and Tiffany were very tired from all they had done the previous day.
He walked to the bathroom and relieved his bladder, washing his hands afterward. Zachary then walked to his bedroom where he saw Tiffany fast asleep. He watched her with admiration and then planted a kiss on her forehead.
He sat quietly and began to take notes in a composition book for his latest story. He drew his inspiration from the strong feelings he had for Tiffany and couldn’t wait to show them to her. He wrote continuously for almost a half-hour when he heard Tiffany waking up.
She walked into the living room and greeted him.
Zachary hugged her tightly as they sweetly exchanged kisses. Zachary held her even closer to him until she said, “Not any tighter, Zack, or I’ll pee on both of us.”
Zachary immediately let go, then patted her buttocks.
Tiffany continued, “Let me use the bathroom, then we can pick up where we left off.”
They exchanged one more kiss, then Tiffany pranced to the bathroom as Zachary watched her panty-covered buttocks jiggle and her thick curvy hips swivel with great admiration and considerable lust. She closed the door behind her then pulled her panty down and sat on the toilet until her bladder was empty. She then wiped her private parts, washed her hands, and walked out of the bathroom. She walked back into Zachary’s bedroom and donned her blue jeans, then went to Zachary.
He was standing in the kitchen when Tiffany came up to him, kissed him, and then asked, “Did you miss me?”
Zachary gave her several kisses in return and replied, “Terribly.”
“I missed you too, Zack, but I know we need to honor God with our relationship.”
“Indeed we must,” Zachary replied, then continued, “Are you hungry?”
Tiffany nodded.
Zachary then said, “Well I can make us some more biscuits with raspberry preserves or I can make us some instant oatmeal.”
“Instant oatmeal sounds good.”
“How do you like it, sweetheart?”
“When my parents made it they only used water and salt.”
“Well, I heat mine in the water, then I add milk, brown sugar, raisins, and a little cinnamon.”
“Oh, that sounds so much better than how my parents made it, but I think you have an ulterior motive-you want to make sure my butt stays nice and big, don’t you?!”
Zachary blushed and said, “Well you’re partially correct: I do indeed think your fanny is very lovely. However, I want you to have a decent-tasting breakfast as well, sweetheart. And just know that your fanny could grow or shrink, but as long as your heart stays big, I would still want you!”
“I am falling for you head over heels, Zack!”
“I feel just the same about you, Tiffany.”
Their faces then met as they rubbed noses until Tiffany’s stomach began to rumble. Zachary bent down and kissed her belly then said, “Let’s get you some nourishment.”
Tiffany nodded and giggled.
Zachary then began to prepare their breakfast, placing some dried oatmeal in a large bowl adding water, then putting it in the microwave oven for about two and a half minutes.
They clung to each other with great affection, lost in each other’s gaze as the oatmeal was cooking.
All too soon, they heard the beep, indicating that the oatmeal was finished. Zachary then poured some milk onto it, then added the brown sugar, raisins, and cinnamon, stirring it thoroughly afterward.
He then told Tiffany, “Finish off the milk so it doesn’t go bad.”
Tiffany kissed Zachary then smacked his buttocks as she poured the remaining milk into a cup and drank it.
Zachary then halved the oatmeal mixture into a portion for him and a portion for Tiffany in their bowls. He then said grace, “Heavenly Father, we thank you for this wonderful meal and we thank you for all that you have blessed us with. Please keep us together come what may and draw us ever closer to you. We ask that you bless this food for the nourishment of our bodies for your service and glory. In Jesus’ Name, we make these prayers, Amen.”
They began to eat the hot cereal, to which Tiffany said, “Oh my gosh, this is amazing, bae!”
“Thank you, sweetheart! It brings me a world of joy watching you eat it.”
“Do you think I look weird when I eat?”
“I think you’re really cute when you eat or do anything else, for that matter!”
“I know I found someone wonderful.”
“And I found someone equally wonderful.”
They continued eating until all the prepared oatmeal was gone.
Tiffany then asked, “Do you think you could read your stories to me?”
“I was hoping you would ask!” Zachary replied.
“I saw you writing when I woke up and I want to know what you’re writing about.”
“Well, I was drawing upon my feelings for you as my inspiration, so I hope and pray that these stories bring you as much joy to read as they brought me to write them.”
“I’m sure your stories will, bae. Now read to me!”
“Very well, sweetheart!”
Zachary then retracted the mattress of the futon, then he and Tiffany curled up and he read to her. She stared at him with much longing, smiling from ear to ear and hanging on to his every word.
There were plenty of moments where they exchanged passionate kisses and sweet caresses but kept it just a slight degree away from actual sin.
Tiffany finally said, “I am falling for you like never before and I only pray that you feel the same way about me, Zack!”
Zachary looked deeply into her eyes, then gave her an unforgettable kiss as he said, “Indeed I am and I thank God for sending you to me. I want you by my side forever!”
They embraced with strong affection, sharing many more kisses as Zachary continued to read to Tiffany until they were both getting hungry. Zachary looked at his G-Shock which indicated Noon Fifty Six.
He then asked Tiffany, “Would you like some lunch?”
“Sure. What do you have?”
“Some sliced oven-roasted turkey breasts on some wheat bread. I also have mayonnaise and mustard, if you like.”
“I think I’ll put extra mayo on my sandwich. Do you want to know why?”
Zachary nodded.
Tiffany continued, “So my butt stays nice and big for you!” As she rubbed her aforementioned body part on Zachary.
They then embraced and their tongues began to wrestle.
“If we proceed any further, it will be a sin,” Zachary said.
Tiffany replied, “You’re right Zack, let’s eat to give us an escape route from the sin.
With that, they each made a turkey breast sandwich and then ate in happiness.
That afternoon:
Zachary and Tiffany had just finished eating a simple lunch of turkey breast on wheat bread. They were sitting on the futon watching daytime television, one of the tabloid talk shows. It was the only channel that was legibly making it in.
The topic, as usual, was dealing with love triangles and other forms of infidelity.
There was one young man who was two-timing his overweight girlfriend with a skinny stripper and announced that he wanted to be with the stripper instead. His overweight girlfriend was devastated and reduced to tears.
Tiffany shuddered and began to rock back and forth.
Zachary kissed her and asked, “What’s wrong, sweetheart?”
“I can somewhat relate to that big girl on TV because I struggle with my weight and it makes me feel as if I am not good enough.”
Zachary wrapped his arms around her and pulled her into his chest as he planted several more kisses on her head, then spoke, “To me, you are so much more than good enough! Truth be told you are perfect!”
Tiffany’s eyes twinkled as she said, “Thank you, Zack. That means so much to me!”
Zachary continued, “For the record, I think you are the sexiest lady I have ever been blessed to lay eyes upon, weight included! Remember the other night when your lovely plump fanny was pressed against me and I held you by your perfectly thick waist as we cuddled?”
Tiffany smiled from ear to ear and nodded as she said, “How could I forget? I felt so loved that evening!”
Zachary continued, “To date, that was the happiest evening of my life. I know what will be an even happier night though: when we are wed and become known to each other in the Biblical sense of the meaning! As I am sure you know, I want you by my side forever!”
Tiffany began to pound Zachary’s face with kisses as she said, “I wish we were married right now, Zack. Because what I want to do with you wouldn’t be a sin and it would burn some calories to boot!”
“If it didn’t offend my God so much and presented the risk of me losing you, I would commit that sin with you and take joy in doing so.”
“Do you think God would cause us to split up if we had sex before marriage?”
“Yes. I do believe that with all my being. And not only that I believe the love between us would die and we would grow very bitter towards each other. With the utmost certainty, I don’t ever want that to happen!”
“I want you so much right now, Zack!”
“As do I, but we must needs resist these urges.”
“Why don’t we go for a walk, then? I can get some exercise and I won’t feel so fat.”
“That’s a good idea! May I hold your hand while we walk?”
“Of course, Zack!” Tiffany said giggling.
With that, Zachary grabbed his keys then they walked out of his front door, down the stairs, and hand in hand they walked the grounds of the apartment complex.
They were walking for a few minutes, happily holding on to each other, when one of Zachary’s neighbors began to stare them down.
It was a contemptuous middle-aged woman named Katy Luzerne.
She didn’t like Zachary for various but unjustified reasons and seeing him so happy, especially with a pleasantly plump young lady such as Tiffany Taylor, filled her with an unjustified rage.
Zachary ignored the staring as he told Tiffany, “The third of the month falls this Saturday, which means my disability check is deposited Friday, which is tomorrow. So, after, my bills and rent are paid, how about I get us each something nice.”
Tiffany smiled and said, “Thank you. That’s so sweet of you, Zack.”
Zachary continued, “It’s the least I could do. After all, I considered myself tremendously blessed that you are my lady. So aside from me buying you some sexy clothes, when we go thrifting, think about what you would want. When we go inside from our walk, I will write up a budget.”
Tiffany replied, “I would like some art supplies so I can paint some more. I want to visually create some scenes in your stories.”
“I feel the utmost honor hearing you say that and I cannot wait to see you paint your beautiful creations!”
Zachary and Tiffany held each other close as they continued walking.
Suddenly Katy shouted, “Zachary Moore, you and your girlfriend better quit the inappropriate behavior before I call the Sherriff’s office.”
Tiffany began to get extremely nervous.
Zachary stood up to Katy and said, “I don’t know what you are talking about.”
Katy then said, “Y’all are walking too close to each other. Some children live in this complex and shouldn’t have to see that.”
Zachary looked at his G-Shock and said, “All the children are in school at this hour.”
Katy replied, “Yes. And you should be working at this hour instead of living off the government.”
“I injured my back in the shipyards, therefore I am disqualified for any employment.”
“That’s bull****! If you can have a girlfriend, then you can hold down a job. Y’all are going to make babies and suck up even more resources. No wonder this country is in the shape it’s in.”
“I don’t appreciate that filthy language in front of my girlfriend. Nor do I appreciate your ignorant statements. Now either you leave us alone or I am going to contact the Sherriff’s office, myself. You are harassing a disabled individual, which constitutes a hate crime.”
The manager, thirty-something Rochelle Hughes, came out of her office after hearing the conflict.
“What is going on here?” She demanded.
Zachary replied, “As usual, Katy is harassing me and now my girlfriend.”
Rochelle looked at Katy and asked, “Why? Just why?”
“They are acting inappropriately on the grounds of the complex and I am afraid that the children will see them.”
Zachary explained, “She thinks we are walking too closely together. Even if that were indeed inappropriate, all the children are in school at this hour.”
“I don’t want to see them either. His girlfriend is too fat to be seen walking like that.”
“Well then don’t look at them,” Rochelle bluntly stated, then continued, “They are doing nothing wrong. Furthermore, they can press charges on you for harassing them and I will testify to it in court because I heard it myself.”
“I hate this trashy place! Years ago things were way different.” Katy said angrily.
“No one is forcing you to stay here. Furthermore, many on the waiting list would love to have your unit.”
Katy angrily stormed off.
Rochelle then said to Zachary and Tiffany, “Don’t worry about her, she’s just a busybody. If she continues harassing y’all, don’t be scared to call the cops.” Rochelle paused, then continued, “Zachary, you have a lovely girlfriend and I know you have wanted one for a while.” She then introduced herself, “I’m Rochelle Hughes. What’s your name?”
“Tiffany Taylor.”
“Well, Zachary is a very good man and a keeper for sure. I’m sure he will make you very happy.”
“He already does.”
Zachary blushed as boldly as a beet and grinned from ear to ear.
Rochelle then said, “Well, I have to finish up some paperwork, but y’all have a blessed day, and let me know if I can help with anything else.”
“Thank you!” Zachary said.
“It was nice meeting you,” Tiffany added in.
Rochelle then went back to her office.
Zachary and Tiffany continued walking for exercise around the complex.
Zachary put his arms around Tiffany and said, “I am dreadfully sorry for what my neighbor spoke about your weight. Just know, that I think you are beautiful, in fact, the most beautiful lady my eyes have ever witnessed. And, just know, that you are perfect for me. Katy, on the other hand, is ugly as sin in my book and frankly speaking, I cannot accurately describe her and maintain a Christian vocabulary. Not only would such speech offend my God, but I also refuse to use it in your presence because I revere you tremendously!”
Tears filled Tiffany’s eyes as she softly kissed Zachary and said, “Thank you, Zack. That woman made me feel so horrible when she commented about my weight and how I shouldn’t be seen in public showing any affection. But you made me feel better.”
“Well, shall I take it a step further, with your consent, of course, and shower you with even more affection? I take great joy in showing you off to the world and letting everyone know that you are mine because I feel tremendously blessed that you are my lady!”
“Oh, Zack! I am at a loss for words except that I think I love you!”
“I love you as well, Tiffany! And despite my many attempts at eloquence, I wrestled in my mind and heart with telling it to you, as I didn’t want to scare you off.”
“I could tell you love me, Zack, by how you treat me, I can also feel it in your touch and your kiss!”
“If you’re comfortable with it, let’s show the world that we love each other.”
“Of course, Zack!”
With that, Zachary and Tiffany began to heavily express their newfound love to each other on the grounds of the apartment complex, in every way that a loving couple could do so while remaining clothed and virginal. With exceeding passions, they fired kisses at each other, with each kiss landing right on target. They held each other tightly strengthening their emotional bonds, with no regard to who was looking. This went on until they heard the school busses pull up and they decided to go inside to write a budget and prepare dinner…
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