Ezra Lee Tousaint-Main Character aged 35.
Sadie Claire MacBride-Other Main Character redneck SSBBW aged 29.
Milo James MacBride-Sadie’s Dad deceased.
Georgia Faye Dalton MacBride-Sadie’s Mom aged 53.
Reverend Murray Paul Stevens-Sadie’s Pastor and retired firefighter aged 75.
Mrs. Linda Anne Kempf Stevens-Pastor Murray’s wife aged 71.
Dally James MacBride-Sadie’s Paternal Uncle aged 65.
Sophia Natayla “Sophie” Chernenkov MacBride-Sadie’s Paternal Aunt by Marriage aged 57.
Alyssa Jean MacBride-Sadie’s pregnant cousin and always in competition with her aged 28.
Nicky Joe Derringer-Alyssa’s Boyfriend and baby Dad constantly in trouble with the law but well connected aged 25.
James Henry MacBride-Sadie’s Paternal Grandpa aged 87.
Matilda Jane Alden MacBride-Sadie’s Paternal Grandma also was an SSBBW deceased.