I’m actually writing this on the evening of my 33rd Birthday.
However, I came up with most of these standards while I was trapped in a faulty marriage.
I did have another, albeit mostly innocent, relationship after that marriage, but she called it quits on me a year and almost four months later. By the way, she exceeded my standards by far, so I quickly fell for her and was devastated when she quit on me.
My first and biggest standard is that she have no children. I have no children either, so I feel that is what I deserve. Furthermore, since both of us would have no children, we can totally focus on each other! I am open to having children some day, but I want it to be with only one woman!
My next standard is that she be a Born Again Christian of any denomination or independent/fragmented church. If not a Christian, she would need to be at least tolerant, friendly and understanding of my Christian faith. I would be thrilled beyond any and all imagination if she converted to Christianity by hearing or viewing The Gospel from me and more importantly seeing me live it out! This should be my number one standard, but I know Christianity is sadly not always popular among my fellow Millennials in Western Society.
Another very important standard is that she be at least overweight or even obese (be it clinically or morbidly.) Yes, I am exclusively attracted to plus sized and even super sized women. This is even more true if she has a pretty face! I believe the medical term is called lipophilia. I catch enough flak about it, from my family and my friends also get annoyed about this as well, but it is a major part of who I am. There is something about me that causes the endorphins to surge throughout my being when I see a bigger lady. And not only that, I feel immensely giddy! I don’t have those reactions whenever I see skinny or muscular women, no matter how pretty their faces are. I won’t be rude to skinny or muscular women, I’m just not attracted to them. This dates back to when I was in Eighth Grade and a lot of plus sized girls were so good to me. I had crushes on many of them but didn’t make it known nor did I ask them out because I was afraid of what others would think of me. At the age of sixteen, things changed though I didn’t publicly make my size preference known until between the ages of seventeen and nineteen. There was a time I acted like I was God’s gift to plus sized women, but now whenever I see one I feel as if I am a lowly pauper in the presence of a mighty queen! The ironic part is that I can talk to a skinny or muscular woman and be totally cool calm and collected. However, if I am talking to a plus sized or super sized woman, I become awfully bashful and nervously cute because of the giddiness I feel. Almost all of the love stories I have recently written in some way shape or form entail a plus sized lady who is absolutely adored and revered by her man!
Yet, another standard I have pertains to age. I have gotten stricter on this standard because I realize that a partner or spouse must needs have at least some things in common. Therefore she has to have been born between January 1, 1980 and December 31, 1994. I wouldn’t have anything in common with those who are older or younger. My standard on this used to be someone born between January 1, 1978 and September 10, 1996, but I soon realized I needed to revise that. Usually those that are older than me and up to three years younger than me don’t pay much attention to me anyway, because they all want older men than me.
It would be perfectly fine for her to take medication under a physician’s care or even drink alcohol, but using any tobacco, vape, marijuana or any illegal drugs is a total deal breaker for me.
This next standard is painfully awkward, but unfortunately I do need to say it, especially in this day and age: I cannot and will not demand that she is a virgin, because I’m obviously not and that would be pure hypocrisy on my part. However, I would still date or marry a virgin, if she indeed wanted me, simply because they have shown interest in me in the past and they have treated me well. For the record, I would treat her with a great deal of reverence. I cannot and will not count rape or molestation against a future partner and would still date or marry someone who has been a victim of such egregious crimes provided she gets the help she needs and doesn’t take her anger out on me. I promise I would treat her too with a lot of reverence and gentleness. Ideally, though, I would want to date and ultimately marry someone who has a past that is the equivalent of mine, of which I would also treat her with reverence and not only that, there would be a mutual understanding between us! However, I will not date or marry a whore, that is someone who has willful and consensual sex with multiple partners, especially for money or favors but even just for fun. I frankly do not care how awesome she is in bed, because I have my health and my dignity at stake. Furthermore, as wrong as this may seem I would feel no reverence towards towards a whore or even a former whore and I want to date and marry someone I feel reverence towards!
I don’t want to date someone who is married or even in a relationship! Unless, of course, the relationship she is in was very abusive or unfaithful and she wants out for good. However, I will date someone that is in the process of a divorce or has a finalized divorce. I too am a divorcee! Of course I would also date someone who is totally single!
The above are all the standards I have that are absolute.
The following are totally negotiable standards:
I do not like sports. In fact I hate most sports. I don’t want to be with a woman who is into sports and watches them for hours or day on end and shuts me out while doing so! I suffered through that enough in that faulty marriage I was in and I don’t want to repeat it again. Ideally, it would be so awesome if I could find a woman who hates sports as much as I do, but that might be asking a lot.
Technically I am disabled. Therefore I would rather be with a woman who is also disabled, if at all possible. She could be either mentally or physically disabled (within reason), as long as she has a good heart, I could fall for her! I find we could better relate better to each other and would also have a solid understanding of each other. However, I would date or even marry a woman who is able and employed, though, and I would be totally supportive of her career in any way I can be. I just don’t think such a woman would stay with me for very long.
Politically, I can best describe myself as a Moderate. I know am sometimes quite liberal because I believe in safety nets for those who need them I believe that affordable healthcare should be accessible to everyone and I firmly believe something needs to be done about the unbearably high cost of housing but other times I am very conservative because I believe in religious liberties, I believe the government needs to butt out of our lives most of the time and I firmly believe in gun rights. I would want to marry someone who is like me politically but I get that finding such a woman will be durn near impossible!
Are these too unreasonable for me? I think not! If they are indeed unreasonable, I’d rather be single!