The house that my girlfriend and her room mates live in is a lot like mine. It must have been built around the same time.
I knock on the door and am greeted by one of my girlfriend’s room mates. It is the one who set us up.
“Come in,” She says.
I push my shopping cart loaded with cherry cordial and RC Cola, into the house, as I tell her, “This is for all of you from me.”
“Thanks. That was really nice of you,” She says.
“My pleasure,” I reply.
The other room mate comes into the living room and says, “Our room mate is crazy about you, just so you know, so I hope you only have good intentions with her. She’s had her heart broken before, so you better treat her right and not hurt her!”
“I’m crazy about her, as well, actually and I myself have been hurt before, so I will make it my utmost effort to treat her with reverence and love!”
“We’re holding you to that statement!”
“Where is she anyway?”
“She’s using the toilet right now but she’ll be out shortly. Just make yourself comfortable.”
I sit on the sofa. The television and cable box are tuned to the Music Choice Channel that plays Christmas Music.
I listen to the music while the two other room mates prepare the food.
Suddenly, I hear the toilet flush. Then I hear the sink turn on and off.
My girlfriend then walks into the living room and sweetly greets me wearing a knee length red dress, long white socks and brown buckle shoes as she says, “Sorry I wasn’t there to let you in but I had to potty real badly.”
“Oh, that’s all right,” I tell her.
We then share a sweet kiss.
“Is that us sealing our pact?” She asks.
I reply, “No that was just a greeting.”
I kiss her even more strongly and sweetly, then say, “This is us sealing our pact!”
She then hugs me really tightly and I gently rub her love handles.
We then sit on the sofa together and I pull the weather radio out of my shopping car, then say, “I wanted to give you and your room mates this, so y’all can be alerted to bad weather. I can set it up for you if you want.”
She looks at it and then says, “Cool that was really sweet of you,”
“Well, I always want to be prepared,”
“I know and it’s very cute!”
Her two room mates walk into the living room and she holds up the Weather Radio still in its package and says, “Look what my boyfriend got us!”
“Neat. That will come in handy during the spring and summer,” One room mate says.
The other one tells me girlfriend, “Since you stay in the living room, you can put it on the table next to your convertible sofa and if there is a tornado in the middle of the night, it will wake you up, then you can come get us and we can all go inside the hall closet.”
I then interject and say, “It also has a compartment for backup batteries, so y’all can take it in the closet and listen for progress of the bad weather. I have one set up in my house,”
“Do you own or rent?”
“I own. I have to pay a mortgage for the next thirty years, but at least it’s mine,”
“Cool we’re cousins and our family owns this house. We both work and we can easily commute to our jobs from here so that’s why we stay here. We met your girlfriend at church and we let her stay with us.”
“I help out with the utilities whenever I get my disability check and I keep it clean,” My girlfriend adds in.
One of the room mates says, “She’s very sweet, you’ve got a good woman on your hands!”
The other one answers, “He seems like a keeper though and they do make a cute couple!”
“Thanks for the kind words. I could really use some encouragement,” I tell them.
“Is something bothering you?” My girlfriend asks.
“We can talk about it later, because we’re having a good time and I don’t want to ruin that, but my next door neighbor is making trouble with me,” I tell her.
“I won’t mind if we talk about it now, besides we made a pact, so let me help you!”
“Okay, here goes: my next door neighbor has been stalking and harassing me ever since I moved in the other day. He watched me make groceries at Melinda’s and then pay for them with my EBT card. As I was walking in my yard, he commented that his taxes paid for my groceries and that I was a lazy mooch,”
One of the room mates then said, “You have a medical condition and you need help, so don’t feel bad, in fact take advantage of it. Our friend also has a medical condition and Lord knows she deserves all the help she can get.”
The other room mate continues, “You probably don’t get enough from disability to buy much food, so you do indeed need food stamps.”
“It gets worse though, he was harassing me again today and threatened to report me to the government because he thinks I am faking my disability,”
My girlfriend says, “He thinks you’re faking it because your medicine obviously works very well, but those in the government know how you would be if you didn’t have that medicine, and they know how that medicine hinders any significant amount of work, so they won’t cut your benefits. But just to be on the safe side, we can all pray for you!”
I hug my girlfriend to which she begins to play with my hair, then I say, “Thank you. I do feel better now!”
She kisses me, then says, “Of course. You know we made a pact though and I can be a handful at times too!”
“And I promise to try my durn well best to comfort you when you have an episode. You wouldn’t break up with me during an episode though?”
“No. I would never break up with you! I know a good man when I see one and the only way you could lose me is if I died or you became abusive.”
“Well, I was abused in all kinds of ways by my ex wife, yes it happens to men as well, so I wouldn’t wish that on anyone. I would only hit someone if my life or the life of someone I care about were in danger.”
One of the room mates then say, “She was sexually and physically assaulted by an illegal Mexican immigrant and that is why she is like she is.”
“The other one adds in, “But she is really sweet in spite of all that and as long as you are good to her, she will make you her king.”
“I know she told me this the other night. And just for the record I want her to be my queen! She knows this already, but if it makes y’all feel better, my abusive ex wife is also a Mexican!”
“Most people our age can’t stand Trump and maybe it’s because he is a disgusting individual, but at least he has a backbone and tries to do what’s best for the country,” One room mate says.
“Yes and he knows the Mexicans are a threat to our safety and security, not to mention they suck up resources that y’all need desperately, so he tries to keep them out of this country,” She pauses then says, “We’re both nurses so we see all of the people that are physically harmed by the Mexicans.”
My girlfriend then says, “I’m afraid of the Mexicans, don’t get me wrong, but it’s Christmas which is about Christ coming into this world to save us from our sins and Christ wants to save the Mexicans as much as He saved all of us! We all need a savior in His eyes!”
I feel convicted over what my girlfriend just said, but I say, “You’re so right baby, Jesus Christ is the reason for Christmas, and I must say you have a very Christlike spirit!”
“You do too and that is the main reason why I must confess that I am falling for you. I hope you feel the same way.”
I look into her puppy dog eyes then I tell her with a kiss, “I most certainly do feel the same way my only regret is that we didn’t meet much sooner!”
She steals a kiss. Then she plants several kisses all over my face.
“Y’all are so sweet!” One room mate says.
“And cute too!” The other one adds in.
They then go into the kitchen and continue preparing the dinner.
My girlfriend and I snuggle together on the sofa. She rests her head on my chest and I plant several kisses on her.
Time goes by quickly and then the dinner is served.
Happily we eat, then we watch Christmas movies.
Her two room mates then go off to bed.
I look at my watch. It is now near midnight and snowing outside.
“You don’t have to go home, you can snuggle with me all night long. I’d hate for you to walk home in the snow.”
“I’d like to stay, but I do revere you and our relationship.”
“Then be reverent and snuggle with me all night long. I won’t make you do anything sinful, although, I definitely want to do more than snuggle with you!”
“I desire you as well, no one has ever turned me on like you do!” I pause then continue, “But I want The Lord to bless our relationship,”
“Well, if it makes you feel better, we won’t have any privacy to do anything sinful, but you can still snuggle with me throughout the night. In fact, I’d really like that!”
“Very well, I’ll stay!”
I take my medicine with a sip of RC Cola and a few green beans from the casserole.
She begins to kiss me passionately.
We roll out the bed then get under the covers and snuggle all night long.
She sleeps partially on top of me and wraps her legs around me.
It is the happiest night I’ve had in a very long time…